I'm probably wrong but I don't care (the lazy disinfo thread): Page 2

I'm probably wrong but I don't care (the lazy disinfo thread)

tapevulture

snakes have ears which are just tiny holes in the sides of their heads

yeso

Gaagaagiins

NoJoTo

JoJoestar Do you mean that they would help you if you got into a car crash or they would help you get into one?

JoJoestar

NoJoTo I meant help you after the car crash but it is too late, you have already planted the seed of doubt.

esper

i have enough time in a day to get all this done

washing your hands with the last couple bubbles of a soap dispenser’s life span is just as good as washing them with a full pump

NoJoTo

esper An extension: squeezing the last of what’s left of a nearly empty tube of toothpaste by twisting it to such an extent that just the act of twisting alone counts as both an art and a workout more intense than anything on any workout dvd ever produced (let alone it’s making the tube a work of art itself), with the end result being only a pathetic excuse for what used to be, is a perfectly suitable replacement for finding a full tube of toothpaste and squeezing paste outta that instead.

treefroggy

9-11 was an inside job

exodus

treefroggy Just FYI this got flagged for not being in the spirit of the thread, and I basically agree - this kind of joke brings up a bit too much ugly nonsense for people so I don’t think it’s worth taking down but I think we could avoid this kind of stuff in the future. it juuuuust verges on edgelord territory, or at least encourages it, if you know what I mean!

(also noting this wasn’t actually the first instance of this so… your mileage may vary I suppose)

(note: I “corrected” someone which is against the spirit of the thread itself but I’m in charge :sunglasses face:)

rootfifthoctave

you have to hold B+down just as the pokéball closes to increase pokémon capture rate

Syzygy

rootfifthoctave
Hitting the button right as a turn-based attack animation plays guarantees a crit.

wickedcestus

rootfifthoctave the fact that it’s garry oak presenting this information to me makes it more believable

Gaagaagiins

Don’t look at your calendars, but we’re already halfway through 2018

yeso

9/11 definitely an inside job you’d be a fool to think otherwise

unrelated: not sure if oranges grow on trees or on bushes

Gaagaagiins

Giuliani did 9/11

captain

Kojima did 9/11

(needed more time to polish mgs2)

rootfifthoctave

wickedcestus that’s not gary in my pic!!! it’s BILL the computer guy! i think it’s artwork from the tcg.

treefroggy

Pokémon R G B were the best ones

treefroggy

This is basically the “ultimate hot takes” thread that’s been in my drafts for months thanks for being brave and making it

captain

treefroggy but aren’t hot takes opinions? This thread is for FACTS ONLY

I’M SORRY I KNOW CORRECTING EACH OTHER IS ILLEGAL STRIKE ME DOWN IF IT BE NECESSARY

antillese

yeso but you’re definitely not going to check

wickedcestus

rootfifthoctave

Just one rule = It is ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED to correct anyone itt.

rootfifthoctave

my life is forfeit

wickedcestus

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