Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag

Syzygy

Some jerk has a time machine, but only uses it to go back and snipe indie video game concepts before they are announced. How long does it take them to be accused of time travel?

Samograj

Syzygy
Somewhere between One Hour One Life or just 60 Seconds!

whatsarobot

Syzygy Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma

captain

more than a Minit
likely more than Twelve Minutes

dylanfills

whatsarobot are you saying they stole that game idea from themselves? Does that mean Virtue’s Last Reward is the last one they made in their own timeline?

◉◉maru

So Superman sees everyone’s dicks all the time, right ?

Gaagaagiins

◉◉maru surely at least about as often as one might look at someone’s butt with the clothes on, right?

safety_lite

Can anyone think of any examples of local multiplayer games that allow you to break the rules (so enforcement or retribution must be carried forth by opponent outside of the game)?

I was wondering this after I saw a video of Table Tennis for Magnavox Odyssey recently. It allows your ‘paddle’ to go across the divider line to the other player’s side.

◉◉maru

safety_lite A bunch of local multiplayer board games and party games work entirely on the basis of a hot seat “please avert your eyes away from the screen until your turn” honor system. A recent example I can share on the top of my head is a Pictionary-ish board game simulated in the Oink Games+ collection on Switch.

https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/lets-play-oink-games-switch/

kory

safety_lite “screen cheating” in local multiplayer FPS games comes to mind. They even made a whole game based around the concept!

Syzygy

What is the cool side of the pillow of video games?

dylanfills

Syzygy unlocking the high/double jump in an explorania

kory

Syzygy when the controller you have clenched in your sweaty palms starts to run out of batteries so you swap in another one mid-session

captain

What is the cool side of the pillow of video games?

Swapping in Disc 2

captain

dylanfills explorania

…this may be the first step on the path to replacing everyone’s least favorite genre name, ngl

(props to miyamoto but “search action game” has evidently not caught on)

dylanfills

Is there a television show that would be better adapted into the Disco Elysium engine than Arrested Development?

dylanfills

captain I don’t even really dislike m*********** as a term, but it’s way too long of a word. Too many syllables, and the “duh” to “vuh” consonant cluster is too hard to say*

*Even when reading something in my head, I kind of hiccup over words that are difficult to say (I don’t know if this is a common experience)

Gaagaagiins

yeso I wonder what has a higher rate of failure: making a new mascot action platformer or opening a restaurant?

This isn’t too stupid for the dirtbag but I don’t know how anyone would definitively answer it

Gaagaagiins

I’m still trying to stick to Metroid-like, even if, like Tim, I do also believe there are distinguishing features which differentiate a Castlevania-like Metroid-like from a Metroid-like.

yeso

what I want to know is: can yoko taro see out of that thing? It doesn’t look like there are any eye holes

kory

yeso well, not sure about the eye holes, but I can at least confirm this much:

rootfifthoctave

yeso what does yoko taro see from inside that thing

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