Gaagaagiins As the person who opened this thread and someone with a particular affection for Mr. Kumar, I declare that he is the only Insert Credit panelist allowed to read this thread and answer questions.
The goal is to get our Insert Credit Senpai to notice our questions, mercilessly tease us, question our taste, our intelligence, and then ultimately answer the question in good faith anyway. But we gotta do this without @ tagging him in. The questions have to be so incredibly good and simultaneously stupid, Matthew will smell the blood in the water.
Can you pet the dog/can you sit in the chair/time to crate (this one is from the early 2000s) are pretty popular ways of judging a game in a totally reductive way. What’s next? Can you flush the toilet? Can you press A to jump?