Ep. 218 - Donkey Milk, with Kris Graft

Gaagaagiins

yeso hellomrkearns let’s be honest, that’s rat milk. Mouse milk just focus tested better

** spits out milk in a torrential spray ** Waiter!! I say, waiter!! What is the meaning of this?? I specifically requested mouse milk, not rat milk! What, did you think I could not tell the difference in flavor/mouthfeel?

yeso

Gaagaagiins thnking about drinking milk from a rat like its a Capri sun… donkey milk sounds pretty good now. The Overton window in action

devilsblush

goblin eyes

edit: I’m walking around the house tidying up with the words ‘goblin eyes’ pulsing through my brain

tapevulture

unsure why it’s so expensive. milking a mouse is very easy

yeso

having a hard time figuring out the bulk order process for lab mice, but live feeder mice go for around $2. So that’s 8 grand a liter without even considering labor. Would be cheaper to set up some traps in the alley and get mouse/rat blend

tapevulture

yeso

it’s a literary reference (classy)

I’m confident I could bring mouse/rat milk to market at less than 22k/liter

Syzygy

yeso
Enlist this guy, his barn has an apparently infinite number of mice despite killing them by the dozens for entertainment every Monday.

yeso

Exactly, rodents are basically free for the taking

JoJoestar

You guys made me remember this movie.

One hundred years after a nuclear war has devastated the planet, society has been reborn into two factions; the underground society and the scavangers above in the wastelands. A group of scavangers on bikes come across a town infested with flesh eating rats, and soon the gore is spilling everywhere.

(It’s really bad)

exodus

JoJoestar I tried watching this last year and juuuuust couldn’t get very far. Also I was worried they might hurt the rats (I think they did)

穴

I heard that in kingdom hearts 3 if you get to level 99 you get a minigame where you milk mickey mouse

JoJoestar

穴 a haunting image…

JoJoestar

exodus Fun story, in Spain it was localized as Year 225 After the holocaust:

As you guys can appreciate, there are absolutely zero mentions to any rats whatsoever. I just wanted a low budget postapocalyptic thing with people wearing trash bag costumes! And instead I got RATS. One of the biggest bait & switches I’ve ever experienced lmao

sabertoothalex

man I love rats. Wonderful creatures.

rejj

Real late with getting around to the listen this week, and I always avoid these threads until after I’ve finished the episode. I figured something was up, based on the rapidly growing post count. Turns out two things were up:

Donkey milk oh lordy;
Thanks, @Syzygy !

fridgeboy

Thanks @Syzygy ;)

DaveedNoo

this got real dark

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