the other day i discovered some expired cans of beans, and some expired cans of sliced beets. i’d completely forgotten we’d bought any of them. well the next day was can recycling collection day, so i set upon emptying all those cans. minutes later, there i was with a sink full of beans and beets. well you can imagine the visual, and the aroma. i successfully rinsed the cans, but then had to scoop out the beans n beets because i couldn’t very well just leave them in the sink could i. i spent some time during this episode singing “beets n beans” to the tune of “boats n hos” from the classic film, Step Brothers.