(1987, Konami offices)
Boss: We need a new idea for a game, quick.
Dev A: How about a racing game?
Dev B: Or a shooting game?
Boss: Yes, yes a racing shooting game.
Devs: No that’s not wha
Boss: We have 3 buttons, what do they do?
Dev A: Uh, well one of them could be the gas
Boss: You’re fired
Dev B: Um well, if it’s a shooting game it needs a shot button…
Boss: I’ll allow it but you’re on thin ice
Dev B: …and a bomb button
Boss: You’re fired. New Devs!
Devs C and D: Yes sir
Boss: Our shooting driving game needs buttons! What do the buttons do?
Dev C: uh…break?
Boss: I don’t like it but we don’t have any more talent in the wings, it’ll have to do. What about you, any ideas?
Dev D: Um….a jump button?
Boss: A jump button?
Dev D: Yes
Boss: In our driving shooting hybrid game?
Dev D: Yes sir
Boss: You want there to be a button in our driving game devoted to making the car….jump?!
Dev D: uh…..y-yes sir
Boss: I’m putting you in charge of this game, what other ideas do you have
Dev D: Well, one level could be on a bumpy highway
Boss: I don’t even know what that means but I love it
Dev D: And another level could be about driving through an active volcano, and another through a field of cows, and another where you’re driving over a lake
Boss: Driving over a lake?!
Dev D: Well, there might be, um, a bunch of docks?
Boss: I love it. So for most of this game, you’re driving around through nature in a jumping car. What do you call it?
Dev D: Um….City Bomber
Boss: I’m promoting you this instant
Dev C: Hey boss, I know a guy who’s pretty good at music, could we hire him to make some rockin tunes for the soundtrack?
Boss: Only if we let my son make the power up noise with the guitar he doesn’t know how to play