Is Mario a Republican??? (longest forum thread ever)

Video Game King

…Goddamn it. You can’t even do the “take their clearly fake pronouns seriously” joke because the sentences you end up with are still grammatically and semantically coherent (“God, it’s a is annoying.” “Yea, I really hate me.”).

kory

exodus how do y’all think Guile would wear a hat? Like this:

or like this:

the rocky connrrr picture show

We have 11956 more posts to figure this out before the mods close the thread people, let’s please take this seriously!!

kory I imagine Guile is a neurotic headcase like George Costanza in person and doesn’t like wearing hats becuase “then everything’s pulled down.”

exodus

kory ah man you know it’s the 2nd one, he’s all about the nookie etc

kory

the rocky connrrr picture show just don’t ask him to spin his red cap around and show you what it says 😬

rootfifthoctave

Gaagaagiins disappearing ass cheeks

mario and hank hill over on the “sort of right wing but totally assless” side of some weird venn diagram

Video Game King

rootfifthoctave I dare not fill in the center, for I fear what lives within it.

treefroggy

this one’s for yeso

even I don’t understand it.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but it’s Chicago?

treefroggy

yeso

too easy lol

Moon

🤔

treefroggy

Moon nooooooooo 😭

LuigiIsThePope

…Shit.

treefroggy

I’m saying

Mario is Tolerant.

That means he is not a NIMBY, he doesn’t complain about homeless people in his neighbhorhood. He doesn’t complain about lgbtq people existing. He doesn’t complain about immigrants or foreigners or other religions. He is tolerant.
That’s pretty un-republican yo

the rocky connrrr picture show

treefroggy so he’s a lib then? Tolerance ain’t the same as acceptance.

yeso

Consider the source. actions (like union-busting, destroying the lives of harmless, kirby-esque hackers, etc) speak louder than words. For the record I approve of nintendo’s vigorous defense of Property Rights and Free Enterprise

treefroggy

yeso Mario isn’t the president of NOA or managing the lawyers though. he’s an exploited working class plumber.

Video Game King

treefroggy he’s an exploited working class plumber.

Exploited by whom? What evidence do we have for a capitalist economy in the Mushroom Kingdom?

yeso

the GOP would issue an identical statement about any of its members

yeso

we’ve been over this. Mario just shows up in the mushroom kingdom, starts killing every small animal he can find and collects coins. That’s his whole thing

treefroggy

yeso where do nintendo’s lawyers come into the picture then?

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