Abandoned spaceship toilet. Seems small.
One of my friends manages an entire twitter account dedicated to this whole concept and I honestly don’t know why I didn’t link it here before:
My thoughts on this thread:
Hitman has some damn good toilets. You can flush them, overflow them, talk to them!?, and murder people by drowning with them!
I mean, I like that tweet as it appeals to my crude sense of humor, but I don’t know if I want my name attached as “liking” that tweet.
I just learned that Parapa has a toilet rap. How did this not come to my attention in the last 20 years?
RIBBIT RIBBIT I CANT HOLD IT
ME LAST TOILET I ALREADY SOLD IT
I’ve been saying “I’ve got the funky flow” re: toilet maneuvers for the last 20 years
Found in my ps3
Click for the link, babes:
connrrr I want to make a joke about GAMER THRONE or NOW THAT’S A GAMER CHAIR, but it just feels obvious and impossible to make a joke funnier than the photo.
deepspacefine I just like how quickly the PS3 became associated with things like barbecues and toilets.
deepspacefine I’ve heard of game of thrones but this is ridiculous!
connrrr Next family reunion, we’re putting one PS3 out by the grill and the other next to the toilet and we’re going to see whether dad’s bbq makes you a more elite gamer!
Three quick things:
A friend online asked if I now write for Polygon or if they have stolen my gimmick. I want to make it clear I am not Joshua Rivera and he has stolen my gimmick.
I’d also like to make it clear that more than a single person can lay claim to being the toilets in games person. I happened to be first and Joshua just happened to be… “number 2”.
The family has been playing and enjoying Luigi’s Mansion 3 which they got from the library. My wife called me in while I was working in the office the other day because she had something important to show me. She wanted to show me that they had found the bathrooms. So love is real everyone.
antillese if I ever meet the other Joshua I’ll give them a stern talking to. Nobody steals an insert credit bit and lives to tell the tale! (this is patently false)
this is the final straw that confirms I will not be playing any of the sequels to Luigi’s Mansion. the toilets are not up to my personal standard.
unless… unless Luigi can go down the drain in that photo.