I could write a whole little review of Death Stranding like My Homeless Experience with Death Stranding, but I’m not, I’m just going to post here that this game is a great sim.
I own two pairs of shoes— one pair of shamma minimalist sandals that I have worn every day since one week before the release of Death Stranding, and the other, a pair of hiking boots, which I can count on two hands the number of times I’ve worn them, but they always got wet in those occasions, so I got some real rain boots, so if you count those I have three pairs. Both the sandals and the boots have vibram soles. When Death Stranding came out, I kept thinking that would have been a very appropriate sponsored product placement. The soles of my first pair of sandals wore completely through, had holes in them, and Shamma sells replacement soles for $40. Every day I wear my carhartts overalls and carry a big L.L. Bean Boat n Tote bag. These are my useful tools that, once I got them, made my life of walking everywhere carrying everything so much easier. I’ve done postmates by bicycle, longeboard and on foot on and off since 2018. I had a stint in 2021 where I was hacking ebikes, getting 20 miles for $1, and doing postmates deliveries on hacked scooters. My sandals are 1mm thick to simulate barefoot walking and strengthen foot muscles, but keep your feet safe and clean. I used to have a pair of Geta wooden sandals I made from four by six lumber that I loved to wear before someone stole them. It would be funny if Sam Porter Bridges could wear Geta.
When I first played Death Stranding in 2020, I was in the Bay Area, hiking in lush mountains around Santa Cruz, and I had just gotten these sandals, which are made for hiking and running. I felt so much like Sam Porter Bridges then. Now, I’m back in the city, and carrying stuff all over the place, groceries, laundry, stuff I wanna bring to the homie’s house… I’m pretending like I’m Sam Porter Bridges right now. I’m about to take a bunch of Amazon Returns to a UPS store that’s over a mile away. When I get to take a hot shower I feel just like Sam when he slaps his dirty self down on the bed in his Private Room. Death Stranding is a much better Homeless Simulator than whatever Homeless Simulator already exists. I wish I could bolo up the tweakers who try to steal my cargo like the MULES in Death Stranding. I guess the main difference here is that there’s no BTs….. yet…
Also, umbrellas are lame and a scam. I always use real two piece rain gear. Normal people think an umbrella is a necessity and it’s not, it’s a luxury. Use a rain coat. I suggest Frogg Toggs.