This thread aligns with my sense of humor extremely well and I’m envious I didn’t think of it. I love it!
From time to time, I will go watch this video just to hear the announcer say:
(It’s “the hottest excitement of human history”.)
I also like to make Rap Genius lyrics image cards for the similar purpose.
I know that “Rap Genius is white devil sophistry” but it’s fun to respond to text messages in-character as a rapper by searching rap genius for simple words like, “yes”. You can do this in the Rap Genius app. Highly recommended.