Hello! My name is Tristan. I want to share a short story about regret. When I was in the seventh grade, I played Final Fantasy 7, a lot. I loved that game so much that I crammed my official Brady Games Final Fantasy 7 strategy guide into my backpack and took it to school with me every single day. I introduced the game to this girl that I liked. I got stuck in the Temple of the Ancients and restarted my game, naming Cloud after myself, and Tifa after that girl that I liked, Oregon Trail Style. That girl that I liked and I played Final Fantasy 7 together, over the landline phone. I told her that I named Tifa after her. She told me that she named Red XIII after me.
And that’s how I became a furry.
Just kidding, I’m not a furry, but if I was, you better believe that my fursona would be whatever Red XIII is.
No offense to furries.
Also, I like that Insert Credit Show.