(Archived 2025) Having a very normal morning on this very normal day.

@rejj , if you don‘t want to go as hands on you can get hand operated burr grinders that produce about as good results for most uses as anything that’s quadruple the price. I've used a Porlex Mini as well as a Hario Skerton Ceramic Coffee Mill, they were both fine. Grinding by a hand-operated crank does lose its charm quickly, though.

I have an espresso machine (a Breville Infuser) I tried to give my mother-in-law as a big mother's day present one year. She vehemently refused it (trust me, I made sure she wasn't just being meek about it), and demanded that I return it. I figured I might as well try it out for a bit before I return it... and... well... I just didn't return it.

to be honest, my relationship with coffee is complicated. i‘ve always wanted to be one of these fancy brewmasters who roasts beans and can taste notes of chocolate and tamarind on beans from north africa or something like that. I’ve tried the Aeropress, and think I did something wrong: every time I tried with it I only got weak, watery coffee that tasted more like tea than anything (yes, i let it steep for extended times and pushed sloooooowly). when I make coffee myself I use a cheap french press, and add cinnamon and sometimes soy milk. mostly I just drink sugar free energy drinks: often red bull, sometimes rockstar. I really like the sugar free cherry energy Cokes they have now.

also I think it would be extremely cool if Ted Cruz [redacted so I don’t show up on watchlists or whatever]

@esper I have been trying for a long time to be more like this - it's not easy! For a few years now I have been trying to verbalise tastes, so like when I eat an apple I will think or even say “this is what an apple tastes like”. Over time those words will jump out at you when you taste more complex stuff. I am far from a connoisseur but I am getting pretty good at listing ingredients in food now, or identifying what flavours are making something taste good or bad.

In terms of your aeropress experience.. One of three things:

  • water too cold
  • coffee too coarsely ground
  • too low coffee:water ratio

was once compelled to go to a coffee convention by a date. There was an aeropress competition with credentialed judges. Also a suspiciously detailed panel about how indigenous workers were NOT being exploited. A real craft beer scene level of fun-ruining power. Still love coffee though!

Also whew boy it is hard to know even where to begin with the state of the world.

There is a deep and bewildering undercurrent of denial running through Canadian politics and society, which maintains that even the barest most rhetorical difference in the volume of evil between Canada and the United States justifies Canadians to see their culture and society as generally fine if not good if not great. Mind you, lots of things are better, for _most_, which is I guess is a big part of what makes this commitment a national one. The baseline for uninsured healthcare is certainly less inhumane, but if you make a distinction between "less inhumane" and "more humane", it doesn't really meet the definition of the latter and is by design destined to fail in many of the same ways.

When I was first learning about politics in a real way it felt very hard to imagine that capitalism/empire would eventually begun to self immolate by repeatedly making the most obvious mistakes. Mainly that in an effort to keep maximizing profit, the capitalist class will resort to making society unbearable to live in for everyone else. The last decade proves that that prediction is even an understatement, considering capitalism is poised to make the whole planet uninhabitable for its current lifeforms at this point.

In both things I'm just left speechless at how morally abominable yet also unimaginably arrogant the majority of the people in power really are. I have a lot of hope in humanity and an unshakable belief that most people are inherently good and with the right power structures in place we could all be happy, healthy, and safe, and the things we can achieve with technology and science is incredible, but jeeze, the degree to which those same _most_ people from above are being actively deceived as to what is the right thing to do is staggering.

If anything makes me feel hopeless it's that the lie that is American Empire just won't unravel fast enough for most people to realize that the ruling class really do not give a single flying fuck about you, for every 1 middle class person who can ascend into capitalist class there's a 1000 if not more who slip into poverty, the uneven distribution of wealth is only deepening further and further, and every crumb they give you represents a warehouse of cakes they're making off with. They would literally slit your throat to make an offshore tax haven grow by a fraction of a percent and they will always get away with it, since they're the ones holding each other accountable in the legislature and the courts.

Maybe this really is what it feels like to live in the earliest days of a revolution but I'm still consistently at least lowkey horrified at the disparity between what is happening, how those in power spin it, how they just proceed as normal making everything worse, and the general reaction to it. You can practically set a watch to the events that follow right wing extremist violence, police brutality, environmental regulations slackening, a legislature giving more power to capital and private property, and so on and so forth. I think they (whoever they may be in the moment) have gotten particularly good at sensationalizing police brutality, news outlets farming ad revenue from the increased traffic, politicians holding press conferences where they deliver slickly rehearsed mopey routines, the ad revenue keeps coming in once protests erupt and the future American Gestapo (actually, might even be fair to call them the present American Gestapo state) brutalize protestors with impunity, and as people fight tooth and nail to introduce even a barest whiff of accountability, the stamina of people involved and the number of people who are able to keep paying attention to it dwindle, if lots of people hear about the protests, fewer hear about the arrest of the pig who did it, fewer hear about the charges, fewer and fewer follow the trial, fewer and fewer and fewer people hear the verdict, fewer people will be around to either protest the acquittal or wait around for sentencing after the conviction, and even fewer will be around to hear the sentence (or protest it, if appropriate). I don't even see this as a moral failing, these things are mainly about local communities and the issues are national if not global, but it's an easy to see tactic once you learn to see it.

When all means of holding those in power accountable deemed "legitimate" are also in their control, there is not and never will be justice, only a drip feed of showy displays of pretending to do the right thing, making promising looking budgets or making donations (tax refundable of course!), doing puppy dog eyes for the cameras, all while remaining confident that the ruling class' power structures will continually reproduce themselves without fail. It's difficult to draw attention to it and not look like an asshole who's just posturing as superior (and hopefully that isn't what you'll think of me because that's not the intent and I'm sharing out of trust), but as an indigenous person, we're more familiar than most with this sort of song and dance. America and the ideas it represents have been an ongoing disaster for us for going on 500 years. I mean, not that I've been nearly that politically aware my whole life (it's a long story), just, following indigenous issues means you can see what settler state governments and courts act like with even less inclination to posture as the good guys who will sort things out.

Maybe that's why this event made me think of business as usual in Canada, strangely enough. No matter how ridiculous and baldfaced this gets there will be plenty of people eager to downplay it and desperate to get back to brunch. There is a very Canadian-like air of cognitive dissonance here. I feel like it's almost assured that what could go down as history's stupidest failed/attempted/halfassed coup (is this even the right word?? I mean, a coup implies more of a political purpose than people whose major demands apparently consisted of stealing paperwork from Pelosi's office and tasing themselves and then dying of a heart attack, essentially fucking around in the capital building for an evening and then leaving) will barely even be headline news in 2 weeks and I would actually be shocked if there were a high percentage of convictions of the people who were arrested and if there are even any token arrests after an investigation.

I think mostly what I'm shocked about is that a crowd of relatively disorganized people stormed a federal government building to make demands, but it was a crowd of deluded far right people from all over the country and not anyone else.

If any FBI or CIS are reading this, this is all purely hypothetical and/or satire, but maybe other people out there could take note that it is possible if there are enough of you to just break through security at the capital building and literally just go to where the ruling class are in person and ~ go from there ~ I mean, dang, I don't even think security/the pigs were "letting" people through so much as they, apparently, are not paid enough to endanger themselves (apparently cops are mainly paid as much as they are where they are exorbitantly overpaid and overfunded in order to pull someone over and fish for a charge just before their shift ends so that they can rack up overtime pay doing rote paperwork).

Just got word that it is now acceptable to post your pets in this thread.

I don't mean to downplay how alarming yesterday was or dismiss anyone's very reasonable anxiety but I'm also having a tough time understanding the actual mechanisms of seizing power that were in the works here. They just acted like shitheads for a couple hours then left. They did their worst (delayed a ceremonial procedure), and the ceremony was completed a hours later. What else was going to happen? I saw it pointed out that among the organizing chatter on social media used by "coup" participants were questions about where to find parking. Not exactly a sign of committed government overthrow

Saw Mark Ames throwing around Maidan and color revolution dark humor. Don't have a sense how literal he or others are about the comparison, but I suppose one of the dangers of over-estimating the events (if this is what ends up happening) is that sort of a thing: fear of instability channeling what was kinda sorta maybe a growing leftwing sentiment back into the "safe" harbor of tepid neoliberalism. Dang, sure we wanted M4A but it's not worth disturbing the peace with "overassertive" leftist activism. So much for extending any sympathy to the angrier-looking BLM protestors etc, maybe the cops arent so bad after all, etc

obama sure got a 100% total pass wrt to brutalizing standing rock. Although it did lead to the arrest of menace II society amy goodman

This was my rat Olly who is sadly no longer with us(another 2020 banger) but I’ll love him forever. He was my most recent pet.

@sabertoothalex

her ex-boyfriend murdered her pet rat after they broke up. it's kind of messed up

(i also have my own rat story (he was named skip-away), but it is too sad for me to think about.)

All hail Olly, one of the cutest rats ever!

FWIW, I believe at least two IDEs were found and then there is the photo of the guy with zipties. It seems to have gone a little under the radar, but from all the sources I have read it is true.

Yes, I also definitely do not mean to downplay or dismiss anything about how anyone might be feeling. Even if I really do think Canada really is just a ceremonial front for oil corporations and mining concerns and in most ways just a vassal state for the US, I'm still comfortably behind a national border. I'm just sort of numb to this sort of shit at this point so I'm not a good barometer for this sort of thing in terms of how to react. So, anyone who is feeling freaked out about this, I hear you.

As for was it or wasn't it a coup, well, I'd really have to land on "no". At "best" I'd say it seemed like the sort of gang that, if they had gone in attempting to actually attempt a coup, and, judging from other factors, they didn't really have any real concrete plan to do so and were just planning on occupying the capital building until Trump is declared President for life, they would have been suppressed more firmly by the national guard/feds/DC militarized police. At worst they are more organized than they seem and the apparent idiocy of the proceedings was some sort of sign they're being manipulated by something or someone that is seeing how easy it would be for a bunch of disorganized pissed off right wing white people to storm a federal government building and literally put their feet up until Trump is declared President for life, and if enough of the federal mechanisms at play are compromised to the point where that'll happen. That doesn't really seem likely, but then again, if you'd told me two days ago a crowd of disorganized pissed off right wing white people were going to bust open the capital building during the electoral college vote and put their feet up on Pelosi's desk and steal her paperwork, I'm not sure I'd believe you.

Even more confusing is the video Trump posted on his twitter 4 hours ago, which is a brilliantly written speech, utterly mystifyingly tone deaf and in a infuriating, obsequious tone, where he more or less explicit says he's giving up and will commit to a transfer of power. It's also after 2 deleted tweets. It literally comes off like a deepfake, and, well, I bet Qanon think it is or there's some incredibly cryptic hidden message.

I think one of the few saving graces is that even though his administration got semi-intentionally stacked with people with straight up white nationalist aims (like Steve Bannon), and the Republicans practically outdid themselves in terms of policy for the last 4 years, Trump was an almost exclusively unmitigated and total moron for most of it, and this seems like the biggest proof of it. I think if he actually had aspirations of seizing power as a fascist figurehead, he maybe actually could have. But this video more or less looks like someone cut him a deal to not leave office to go straight to a federal prison if he'll just let the other senile racist old creep take power without causing too much of a fuss.

What happens for the Biden administration I really can't say. There are plenty of people who will lap up whatever sort of slop he gives them to placate them and prevent them from noticing for marginalized people nothing meaningful has changed, police departments all over the country will still be crawling with white supremacists at all levels, M4A will once again be considered a pipe dream even though it'd literally take less resources and a few dozen people just won't be able to buy a second superyacht, imperialism around the globe might take a sudden turn towards competency, etc. etc. But maybe, just maybe, if the Biden administration is as milquetoast and disappointing as I think they will be, it might cause an unprecedented wave of radicalization among jaded liberals. I mean, I don't see how they took it on the nose twice as gracefully as they did, but a decent amount of Sanders supporters must be at least somewhat aware of what communists and anarchists and socialists and such have been saying about the predictable nature of American neoliberalism.

If you want an idea what it's like being indigenous in specifically Canada, imagine if every second head of state did something on that level of eagerness-to-be-the-bad-guy-to-shill-for-oil-gas-and-mining-or-sometimes-just-not-fucking-reason-at-all like every 3 months, for a hundred years

It's wild to me... 'cause, like, 'the rarity in which the American president is willing to acknowledge the existence of indigenous nations (without being instantly compelled to try and fuck them over) is maybe characteristic of a just as bad if not worse problem than what happens in Canada. But jeeze, just, the baldfaced lack of real material concern for us while smiling and playing nice for mass media is constantly bewildering. Like, I think indigenous people hate Justin Trudeau even more than right wingers do at this point, but man can that guy do a crinkly chin face for the camera and just keep doing and his party doing absolutely nothing.

and then less than 4 years later trying to appeal a human rights tribunal decision that ordered the federal government to pay up billions of dollars to indigenous children caught up in the abhorrently discriminatory child welfare system https://globalnews.ca/news/5991248/appeal-indigenous-children-welfare/

How do I stay sane?? Easy, I let these weird animals live in my house

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@Jtwo yeah it‘s odd that this fact doesn’t seem to be getting a ton of attention, maybe lost in the spectacle. Don't doubt the ability of a mob to be violent, just not sure how exactly power would be seized and maintained short of the actual military taking a side

Coffee status: drinking pour-over coffee while checking the normal day thread and realizing that having a normal day is simultaneously a very fortunate position for me, and is also something I probably shouldn't be having what with what happened on Wednesday.

Tea status: one of the kids “had to throw up” which I am putting in scare quotes because the phrase was used to scare me into action of getting out of bed early instead of waiting for my alarm to go off. The effect of that statement is the little dude is not getting pancakes of any sort like some of his siblings and he is having plain old cheerios, but I made him some decaf tea and put a bit of lemon in it. My six year olds have enough energy that they don't need any caffeine.

Mug Status: One twin is drinking from my Street Fighter II mug a friend got me once. Another twin is drinking from my Major Havoc* mug a friend got me once. My mug is just a larger boring Costco mug.

*If you've never played Major Havoc, I was introduced to it at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo a few years ago and it totally rules.

@antillese Jokes on you……… Cheerios own

You know what owns?

Cheeseburgers. I can endlessly watch cheeseburger making videos on YT. Smashburgers, sliders, steamed burgers, grilled burgers… mmmmmmmmmmmmm

and then when the cheese goes on and gets all crispy on the bottom where it touches the skillet.. mmmmm

There is a good quote about how the burger couldn't have existed until it was invented. Its a remarkably complex meal only enabled by industry. Think about how much effort it would take to make a cheeseburger before industry. My god. No wonder nobody invented it.

What blows my mind is wikipedia pegs the invention of the hamburger as around 1900, but the cheeseburger wasn't invented until the 20s.... what were these FOOLS doing during that twenty years before someone decided to throw some cheese on there? Blows my mind.

There was a legend that circulated on rec.games.video.arcade back in the day about a fan of that game who had been trying to beat the game and find the ending. In between levels, you sometimes get a message to the effect of "keep going, the home planet is near"; of course, like most early 80s arcade games, there was no end -- Major Havoc instead keeps repeating the final four levels after you reach 255. This one player recorded a camcorder video of himself feverishly playing for hours on end and sent it to Atari with a letter asking "WHERE IS IT". Apparently they sent him a Major Havoc cabinet to soothe his wounded fingers.

I want to make it clear that when I said the events of the 6th were “hilarious” earlier I should have said “hysterical”. I dont mean “yuk yuk yuk”, I mean it in the old fashioned sense of “it‘s so absurd that I feel like I’m an inch away from losing my sanity”.