that’s too many calories I’d get a tummy ache 
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I would eat giant bag of trail mix and walk 20 miles or so. I think it would be tough though! I too would likely get a tummy ache.
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Beer and burgers. Wisconsin style old fashioneds (made with soda) and cake. Seems like it would be pretty easy. I’d just feel like a pile of shit the next day.
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Oh yeah I would have no problem finding 10k calories! but consuming ooph!
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I definitely think it would be pretty easy for me. How many pizzas and sheet cakes is that
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That reminds me I was looking at a costco menu to see if I could eat anything on there cause I’m vegetarian and I saw the calorie counts and a costco pizza would help rocket you up there!
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I thought maybe trail mix could get you there faster but you’d have to down over 2kg of the stuff and then probably deal with an impacted colon afterwards.
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we all knew that it was holding down+a
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fasting for a couple days then having 3 meals + dessert at a Cheesecake Factory ought to do it
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Every time I look at a bag of trail mix I’m just blown away by the calorie count so that’s why I thought of it!
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Tamales
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Actually, I didn’t consider it, but if you got really wasted during the process you could add a few hundred calories basically for free.
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3 of these would get to 11,000
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I’m gonna be annoying and say the correct term would be “hamburgarbord”. What you wrote would translate to “hambor gas table”.
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i appreciate the least fun while still technically valid answer
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as for me–with enough weed and the right gas station selection, i could probably overshoot the mark
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was about to say getting high would help
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Donuts are useful for this experiment as well. Start your day off with a dozen from your favorite spot in town. Eat at least 4 in that first sitting and the rest become sensible snacks
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