The suspect is hatless, I repeat hatless
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It is unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours.
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It’s been really a long, long time since I’ve really sat down and actually watched an episode of The Simpsons. I think the last time I intentionally did so was probably around 10 years ago. I think I’d put it on while eating inside of my way-too-small bedroom in my first apartment in Toronto. So, my memory is pretty hazy.
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Moon pies
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This is my sister’s favorite joke on the show and possibly all around. I’d put the chances of her having said it within the last week at 70%
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Hark to the tale of Nelson,
And the boy he loved so dear!
HWUH
They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick (polite applause)
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Sand,
Sand,
Sand!
Tootle-toot-toot-toooo
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I am currently watching this episode.
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I’d say he eats more like a duck.
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Yes I was drinking gasoline, MOTHER.
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Because you don’t know what Cesar Chavez looks like
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The Duff Gardens episode when Homer gets sick from eating a rancid party sub, and attempts to eat it after Marge finds it behind the radiator.
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I asked my sister about the moon pies bit and she says her actual favorite part of that joke is that he’s holding a note that says please change the hems of my pants as fashion dictates
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Quiet Lisa, the dog is barking.
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@Hunter at us:
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The kids can call you Hoju
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