games store Improv Zone

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drags @Video_Game_King away from the food court under the pretense of aiding us in battle and meeting @NoJoTo who i claim is the most gifted and confident poet of our generation

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Battle?

I can do that.

AT Field

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waits to see if anyone else in the party will go along with video_game_king pretending to transform into an actual eva

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I look up briefly from my copy of Animorphs #26 The Attack to see what all the commotion is. I look back down, turn the page and continue petting the shop cat.

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MENU > ITEMS

Select APPLE

I attempt to eat the apple but it is snatched away by the swan.

5HP has been restored to the swan.

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i dunno dude,
i see a big frickin’ robot
who’s lookin’ kinda hot

uh, i mean, with the flames, and such


((i just googled it, and gosh darn, i had no idea geico funko pops were a real thing))

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I don’t have to take this shit. I shout at the swan, spending all of @NoJoTo’s PP in the process.

Swan shout

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Ouch!

I realize I need to recover.

MENU > ITEMS

Select APPLE

I attempt to eat the apple but it is snatched away by the swan.

5HP has been restored to the swan.

CRAP! I forgot that would happen!

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Vid G.K. uses BARK ß
The Wonder Swan takes 12 HP of damage.
The Wonder Swan eats D.S.'s Apple for 5 HP.

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I look in my ITEMS pouch. I’m out of apples.

All I have left are 67 mega elixers and I can’t use those. I might need them later.

I look at my SPELLS list. Wait, I haven’t learned any spells yet?

For lack of a better option. I choose basic ATTACK.

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I just got to the part where Jake and Cassie KISS. I wonder to myself if the power of young love will have any effect on the swan situation across the room.

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A tallish skinny young man walks by the storefront and peers in without making eye contact with any of the current customers. His eyes quickly scan the PS2 holdings on one forward-facing display wall. He takes a step toward the store. Then he pauses, takes two steps back, and contorts away in haste to Coffee Shop across the way. A few minutes later he sits down at a window seat facing the store, sipping espresso courage.

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“Wow, you guys must know all kinds of stuff before the public does.”

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‘tis a sad sight:
try as i might,
this swan just won’t stop
fighting in the shop.

(i solemnly look down at the geico gecko funko pop in my hand)

oh, you little gecko green
fly, and maybe end this scene

(i throw the geico gecko funko pop at the swan)

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@Death_Strandicoot Smaaaaaaaaaash!!! Wonder Swan takes 37 damage and is feeling strange.

@kyleprocrastinations Wonder Sven is intrigued by your emotional investment in this series and becomes completely absorbed in a YA novel!

@NoJoTo The Wonder Swan catches the funko pop in its mouth. It is moved by your generosity and flies away to muse over its anger issues.

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D.S. found a copy of Klonoa: Moonlight Museum !
MoH found a bottle of Hi-Ranch !
Kyle learned Reading Ω !
NoJoTo found a Special Edition Golden Geico Gecko Funko Pop !
Vid.G.K. learned Teleport α !

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* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *

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MENU > ITEMS

Select APPLE

“You are out of APPLE”

Oh, right.

MENU > ITEMS

Select KLONOA: MOONLIGHT MUSEUM

I examine the cartridge. There is no instruction manual. I begin looking for a cartridge slot on the Wonder Swan


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today’s surprise:
a goose of peeve.
i’ll take my prize
and take my leave.
(i leave the store)

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