Costco is the Linux of grocery stores
Shadow the Hedgehogās power is growing out of control!
Microwave (to the tune of Live and Learn, Sonic Adventure 2)
Can you feel food, movinā through your cave?
Ooh, looks like it came back for more!
Yeah!
Can you feel grease slippinā down your plate?
Oh, you try and try to ignore!
Yeah!
But you can hardly swallow
Your Mac and Cheese!
And you canāt help but follow
And puts you right back where you baked!
Microwave!
Hanging on the edge of the counter
Microwave!
From the outlet from which it came
Microwave!
If you bake or if you chowder
Microwave!
Your taste never shall be tamed
Whoa, oh, yeah!
Can you feel me tingle you up inside?
Yeah! Now youāre face down on the floor!
Oh!
But you canāt save your Stoufferās
Youāve paid in trade!
And you canāt heat your loafers
And puts you right back where you baked!
Microwave!
Hanging on the edge of the counter
Microwave!
From the outlet from which it came
Microwave!
If you bake or if you chowder
Microwave!
Your taste never shall be tamed
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Oh yeeeaaah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Thereās a hand searching far, so far and wide
Thereās a place where you dream youād never find
Hold on to āHot Pocketā!
Hold on to āHot Pocketā!
Microwave!
Hanging on the edge of the counter
Microwave!
From the outlet from which it came
Microwave!
If you bake or if you chowder
Microwave!
Your taste never shall be tamed
Microwave!
Hanging on the edge of the counter
Microwave!
From the outlet from which it came
Microwave!
If you bake or if you chowder
Microwave!
Your taste never shall be tamed
Microwave!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Microwave!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Was cleaning my laptop while drinking cold brew and accidentally took a sip of isopropyl alcohol thinking it was my coffee. Had to clean the mess I left after spitting it out.
As a chronic peer I really relate to this. Itās kind of a game figuring out where you can and canāt pee when youāre out and about. I have a mental catalogue of popular businesses with open public restrooms and even a few secret ones in a small mom and pop shops. Thereās one in a small bookstore thatās tucked away near the scifi section in the back. Thereās even an accessible back door into the shop from the parking lot and I always feel like a real criminal sneaking in to use that bathroom.
And parking garages! A lot of parking garages have secret public restrooms hiding somewhere. They will be the nastiest to use, probably.
Since Iām ICās resident old person I got my second and final shingles vax today. My partner and I spent the last week or so calling it my shongles shit instead of my shingles shot, so I of course almost called it that when I was at the pharmacy this morning (my pharmacist is a weirdo with a similar sense of humour to me so she would have laughed, but still).
Youāre not alone - I got my shingles shots a couple years ago. There are dozens of us! SOLIDARITY.
Knowing people who have gotten shingles id like a shingles shot!
as a vaccine skeptic, I think we should all get together and have a adult shingles party instead
sometimes i wonder what itās like to read your posts for people who just joined this forum
Hardest of sames. As a bonus, there is some data that shows a correlation between getting shingles and later having dementia, so thereās that too!
It is confusing but I am adjusted to Yeso posts by now.
If anything, this establishes that itās okay for ME to rip out the dry sarcasm.
I spent too much money on some dry eye treatments a while ago. They would use ultrasound and IPL (Intense Pulse Light) around my eyes to do some stuff I wonāt bore yāall with. I started to check in by telling them I was there for my microwave laser blast appointment.
I like to get a laugh out of medical professionals at least once. Theyāre usually the types that donāt want to laugh at work so itās a bit of a fun challenge.
There are hot shingles in your area
Perhaps they only serve Alan Fish.
