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@“Mnemogenic”#p158970 had this dude come speak to a linguistics class once/saw him at the bar all the time lol

@“MoH”#p158976 was he as corn-fed handsome as they say?

@“captain”#p159098 he had a certain boyish charm. also one of those things where it’s only now i think “hm he was 15-20 years older than everyone around him :thinking:

If you could create a twitter account as influential as “Can you pet the dog?” to shape the entire industry, what would that be?

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We have games that cater to a number of hypothetical jobs people might like to do: flight sims for pilots, powerwashing sims for cleaners, farming sims for farmers, management sims for coaches or organizational experts, city builders for urban organizers.

Why don't we have accounting games for accountants?

top 3 and bottom 3 pickups in games

whats the correct amount of save games for each genre?

There will be 12 mainline Dragon Quests relatively soon. If you could assign one Dragon Quest each to the 12 Angry Men from the film 12 Angry Men with the goal of making them all less Angry, who would play what?

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what happened to all the Sudas and Swerys that came before? Was Suda51’s dad Suda50?

What's the lying to children of video games?


@“Mnemogenic”#p159442 What’s the lying to children of video games?

Lying, not to necessarily deceive for sinister or exploitative reasons, but for the betterment of everyone involved... is it _Resident Evil 4's_ secret adaptive difficulty?


@“TaliesinMerlin”#p159127 Why don’t we have accounting games for accountants?

Wait, are we pretending the _Disgaea_ games don't exist

@“Mnemogenic”#p159442 SimCity being a slick and nuanced simulation of how cities work … except that it messes up a lot of the costs and dynamics of an actual city.

@"Gaagaagiins"#p159447 Honestly never played Disgaea, but now that I think of it, EVE Online also exists. Whoops.

So it turns out that Final Fantasy is not an accurate series name (since 1988). They made more of them!

What should this series change its name to in 2024 to be more accurate?

@“BluntForceMama”#p159475 Italicize Fantasy

@“BluntForceMama”#p159475 we could keep the first one as Final Fantasy but then call the second Penultimate Fantasy, the third [size=1]googling word for third to last[/size] Antepenultimate Fantasy, and so on

@“Uli”#p159114 “Is there mention of a union in the credits?”

@“BluntForceMama”#p159475 this is a good question too if thinking about each FF as if it were standalone. What would Final Fantasy 7 be called if it was just a one-off game?


@“yeso”#p159509 What would Final Fantasy 7 be called if it was just a one-off game?

The mirror inverse of this question: I wonder how much of _Final Fantasy's_ creative freedom comes down to not having to give each game its own dumb name? Based on the track record from some of the people from Square and Enix and Squeenix on naming shit, it's gotta be a non zero amount



What would Final Fantasy 7 be called if it was just a one-off game?

Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town.