i think i’m mellotune, maybe:
and i am definitely this cow tool:
They call me Kong Holiday.
Mr. Kong is my father. Please, call me Kong Dong.
Kong the Kong
I like it when you call me Big Kong
Bill Kong rules, like it’s Donkey’s straightlaced brother with an office job and he wears a suit and tie every day and is very serious and exhausted by his brother’s antics
On some level, I’ve always been Bobson Dugnutt
I’m the word “American” in scare quotes
In my heart I’m a Mike Truk, but I know actually I’m more of a Glenallen Mixon.
these are thomas pynchon characters
Names Dr. Mike Truk, but you can call me Monster. Dr. Monster Truk.
I’m snake the ninja. Up diagonal left from me is yeso.
I’m Chrissy, because we were actually neighbors on an island back in 2020.