This very good joke from this very funny guy by the name of @MoH reminds me of an anecdote I read about in a biography of famed Soviet composer Sergei Prokofiev; I think I have shared this before on the forums but whatever, it’s so good I’ll take any excuse to repeat it.
Prokofiev was a bit of a Boy Wonder, downright Mozartian in his precociousness. Wrote a teeny tiny little kiddie opera at the age of 10 and all that–I think Mozart was 12 when he wrote his first one, Bastien und Bastienne, but only scraps of Prokofiev’s first, The Giant, survives. This precociousness also led to him going to the Moscow Conservatory at a much-younger-than-standard age.
Allegedly, he was not popular among his classmates, and not just because of him being a precocious little kid, but him also being an absolute Special Little Boy kind of brat about it. One thing I couldn’t get over when I read it in a biography of his was that he apparently kept a The Document, where he tallied up various performance based statistics about his classmates. So if a classmate of his answered a question wrong in class, he was keeping a fuckin’ spreadsheet about it.