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yoda impersonate he can

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all it took was accepting that he is a muppet

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As of today, I have over 100,000 unread emails.

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dang 42k more than me.

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Final day of our Western Canadian road trip. Today’s directions are: turn right, and then go straight for 449km.

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as an american it fucks me up that we half kg to lbs but double kms to miles.

also as an american i find it slightly amusing that that distance is remarkable

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sometimes my heart overflows with gratitude for the stupid videogame bullshit i love so much, and i find it usually happens when i hear tge exit music for insert credit.

also, imagine, like, mechs, but they’re more like medieval castles with an army of people and draft animals working in concert to operate.

that’d be cool

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yeah it has this “aww it’s over already but it was a good time” vibe to me

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theres a old clive barker short story kind of about how this would go

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It’s confirmed. It’s real. It’s Oahu.

in Canada we measure distance in minutes which makes the least sense and feels the most correct

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I’ve been so online the last few days.

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My boyfriend and I got engaged I am going to be Gay Married :-)

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gay congratulations!

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i’m calling it right now. switch 2 will be a big wonderswan. spiritually if not literally. tate mode option on 50% of games.

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I understand what ray tracing is now

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Today was a good day, after having a bad day yesterday.

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For some reason, the people who send me spam emails think my name is Fiona Beckley, despite never having used this name for anything. This isn’t AI hallucinating details, either; they’ve been doing this for years. I think it might have something to do with using a Hotmail address, although what that “something” is eludes me.

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Hold on, wasn’t this a short in Robot Carnival?

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this one?

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