Terrible magazine ads (slightly nsfw)

https://twitter.com/vg_history/status/1473998723206156290?s=21

Just follow this account

https://twitter.com/vg_history/status/1368671873689554944?t=Pzsz8l1mmdVmRoicaNTKWg&s=19

https://twitter.com/vg_history/status/1142266688114552833?t=ElEfJTpbkKEKF4UEWFvUTQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/ShaneWatch/status/1481121849224228866?t=lbL_o2jJbkzQgdtRFwFiUg&s=19

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@“hellomrkearns”#p53600 She's all mouth!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

good grief

https://twitter.com/SinaPlumiel/status/1481127258194513925?t=yUFYiuZzfIzJT-60vd3ZOA&s=19

@“Moon”#p53653 it‘s real good. Here’s a thread I did of all the other ads he mentioned

https://twitter.com/HelloMrKearns/status/1481393637632393216?t=ETO29K5TYyUioEs8gBxSlg&s=19

https://twitter.com/HelloMrKearns/status/1481396223383076864?t=mzosWcl1LGPc93oNqHpw-g&s=19

https://twitter.com/HelloMrKearns/status/1481396952629911552?t=5zelbUzTL8oUXJPZDOzQiQ&s=19

Been running Old Game Mags for a long while now. Seen some stuff.

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@“Rlan”#p53891 I like how both descriptions (under THEN and NOW) in the last one read like synopses for a terrible direct-to-VHS dystopian horror shlock.

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This fetching object of desire required plenty of imagination to make the fantasy complete, which it never was, which is why the 30 years old nerds you see today are so fucked up.


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Nobody reads books anymore, and as a consequence, imagination is a relic of a forgotten age. Luckily, thanks to modern PC games technology, you don’t need an imagination.


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https://found-in-retro-game-mags.tumblr.com/post/671766463794839552/computer-game-developers-conference-shoot-you

https://twitter.com/decafjedi/status/1483114234313678851?t=DG7mRXhwwMol0Z7WA7oMSg&s=19

https://twitter.com/Shake_Well/status/1483946910994079746?t=M2-x8bjPBbFCHxo3DpIEBw&s=19

@“Moon”#p54752 “U.S. Foreign Policy: Gronk! Flash! Zap!”

Don‘t think this one’s been posted yet. From 1997

link didn't work so had to reupload.

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@“beets”#p55571 I love this ad because they picture Saturn Bomberman's box twice.

https://twitter.com/GameMagPrintAds/status/1488859807129866243

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Nothing sexier than working as a Windows programmer

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1491472991179452420?t=l8shst99DlN6-DWqdy3xmw&s=19

https://twitter.com/cybrxangel/status/1494137180226265094?t=U6wRhKtnkHBwQolZX-9W1w&s=19