The Toilets of Final Fantasy 7 Remake

@Arino4u no one on this forum has any integrity. you have already contributed more in these two posts than I have in 1000+

I love this thread so much

As a reminder, this thread has a sequel all about Control. It's a bit more serious in terms of analyzing the design of the game.

https://forums.insertcredit.com/d/1305-control-your-bladder-bathrooms-design-in-control

https://twitter.com/VGAdvisor/status/1659699765930762241?t=WEH06Li6MmbOjR5M7wFbMg&s=19

My son has been listening to Retronauts lately and had some big questions about Portal. So I set it up and was immediately greeted with the title screen and its Aperture Science human waste relocation and transport device.

(Full disclosure - the pic is a Duck Duck Go image search and not my own screenshot.)

You are unable to interact with the toilet in any way at all. I give this one an IGN 6/10.

Very related, someone has stuck an Aperture Science logo sticker to a pipe on one of the urinals at my office. You're just gonna have to take my word for that one - no I won't take a picture.

@antillese Have you ever written for Maxim magazine?

Are these the best toilets in gaming? - Ars Technica

All in good fun.

I haven’t forgotten this in 22 years. This is a deep rooted early memory from when I was only seven years old. everyone loves a fresh bowl

2 Likes

Haven’t played Rebirth yet but I assume this is rebirth toilet spoilers

2 Likes

Live in your world, piss in ours.

3 Likes

if only.

2 Likes

I had suppressed Birdie’s stage from Street Fighter Alpha 2 from my memory until last weekend when I played it for a while.


The rest can be seen here:
https://slateman.net/images/gaming/backgrounds/sfz2/

4 Likes

just remembered I have a toilet pic saved on my desktop for you @antillese been there for a while but forgot about it. Just fyi I’ll have that for you later on today

3 Likes

Is it later on today yet?

2 Likes

sorry about the delay. On looking at the pic again, there’s a big problem with it (poorly thought out design), and I’ll refrain from posting it because it is frankly not up to your standards.

2 Likes

I’m not kidding btw this is the truth. The toilet picture looked cooler in my memory and I am disappointed in myself

2 Likes

Said as your IC posting pal: I’m glad one of us has standards!!!

1 Like