And mayor quimby sold it to you no less
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Late to the party, but… Yes I also have a large section of my brain devoted to random Simpsons quotes. I have begun exposing my children to this brain disease, and so far, they love it!
- Aww, are you better than me? …Well, I’ve never met you but, yes.
- Look Smithers, Garbo is coming.
- I really like the vest! …I gathered that.
- Say, let’s take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match. The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron.
- I’m not principal of the line, Mother. And you never will be.
- Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.
- You ever seen a sandwich that could take a bite out of you? …Damn sandwich took a bite outta me!
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quotes you can hear
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If it’s sweet and yella you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town
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Now normally we don’t let tour groups past this point. And today will be no exception.
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BONY OLD BEHIND
BONY OLD BEHIND
BONY OLD BEHIND
BONY OLD BEHIND
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When me and Groening’s firstborn get to trash talking about video games, let’s just say the “Haw-Haws” are getting thrown around quite a bit. The Haw-Haw’s flow freely. We tend to Haw-Haw about video games.
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Going to start collecting Simpsons references here
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Excellent. 
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S-tier Martin moment
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They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
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This is such a great use of this thread tbh
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I would like to report a bug in Discourse. This post gave me a notification that should have gone to @Herb .
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My bad, I’ve corrected things. While a big dummy with a mouthful of cigarettes feels more fitting in spirit to me, I can’t fight my name.
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