I am going to say it is, without a doubt, this one:
because if I hear that, it means that somehow a dang xbox one has been turned on nearby – and that is ominous.
I’m no console war ms-vs-sony or whatever person, but that console was a darned farce. It felt like every lesson from the (excellent!) xb360 was instead used as a what-not-to-do guide.
Due to some ludicrous circumstances at the time, I was given a “day zero edition” xbox one for free by microsoft, and I still felt ripped off.