Brandon Officially Made It

Brandon’s tweet was referenced in a contrapoints video. He is now officially cooler than Tim.

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That’s pretty cool. But everyone who likes your post is cooler than Brandon because he hasn’t been able to log in to the coolest place on the Internet since the forum change over to Flarium.

Is this by design? Is this a weird credentials reset thing? The Mod/Admin team will never tell!

This tweet reminds me of the Frank Cifaldi post about how the PS3 was hitting its stride (which I cannot seem to find with any combination of web searching).

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wait if brandon isn’t here yet then how was he able to like my post?


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I remember that guy.

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Please, Insert Credit is not a competition. I mean, except when it is,

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hmm no avatar, couldn’t be him… unless this is an ‘undercover boss’ situation

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brandon breaking down into tears after listening to one of us say that we post in order to feed our family of four with rickets back home. we had dreams of being mods once but had to drop out of forum college after we lost the neighbors wifi password. at the end he awards one poster with a unique user tag but then also bans the one person who confessed they’ll sometimes post morning music in the evening thread.

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i thought this thread was announcing brandon finally got into the new forum

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I had a good run

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Brandon has always been cooler than Tim.

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Absolutely false, although I’m sure there have been plenty of times where Brandon has been temporarily cooler than Tim, these moments are surely mostly freak events or contrived through artificial means.

After all, for most of the year anyway, New York must be cooler than San Francisco due to its higher latitude.

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What an ice cold move, calling out San Francisco instead of the East Bay when @exodus is not able to defend himself

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I won’t lie, I don’t really know the difference

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Accountability post: for some reason I thought Oakland was a suburb or like an administrative district of San Francisco (like how Etobicoke is an administrative district with Toronto). I have no idea why I thought that

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Oakland Oblast

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To help this make sense to Canadian posters – San Francisco/Oakland is like Kitchener/Guelph, and in between there’s a bay instead of sugar maple groves.

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I mean it’s weird enough that there are deciduous trees in between some cities instead of just billions of coniferous trees and swamps and marshes and bogs and fens and other various freshwater wetlands. You’re meaning to tell me that between some places, there isn’t even trees? And the water is all salty??

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if any of the california posters were capable of conceptualizing the existence of anywhere east of las vegas, they’d be aghast right now

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as a mainer by upbringing, i was eating bread from a tube before any of these lefty-come-latelies were born

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