Describe a game plot poorly

That is an excellent description of Ridge Racer Type 4. That’s the opposite of what is supposed to be going on here!

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Also Final Fantasy XVI, kind of

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Also real life….

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Treasure hunt on grandpa’s back. God of War (2005)

Celestial bodies colliding. Ristar

Involuntary transformation furry fetish daisy chain. Wonder Boy III: The Dragon’s Trap

Inconvenient courier routing. Mirror’s Edge

Moses confronting Dante Alighieri. Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

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Your mom promises to make things right Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous

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“You remember that one episode of Teen Titans where there’s, like, five Ravens?”
“Yeah?”
“What if we added some fuckboys to it?”
“Brilliant!”

Drakengard 3

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Stoked on by a potted plant with a speech impediment, a genderfluid protagonist slaughters their way through the world while pursuing an ongoing home renovation project. Legend of Mana.

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