@Gaagaagiins also my mom says I eat too much
@Jaffe That‘s okay you’re a growing boy (growing out am I right!!!)
@Jaffe I wouldn‘t 100% say it’s a temporary situation, I definitely still don‘t hear you pretty often! I actually didn’t know there was an idea that your internet had permanently improved ha ha.
@yeso good point re: not caring about the sanctity of star wars. I was only thinking about it from the point of david cage being given more cultural power, which, for better or for worse (definitely worse), is what being in control of Star Wars does for a person.
You know what, post-Lucas Star Wars could use an injection of weirdo self-absorbed auteur juice—I say have at it David!
As a Star Wars liker-but-not-fanatic my initial reaction was overwhelming disappointment when the Quantic Dream logo came up at the end of that announcement trailer. I happened to be watching that part of the Game Advertisements live and found myself saying NOOOOO out loud.
After that initial shock wore off though, it's definitely more of a concern that this is a reward for Cage's notoriously bad behaviour. I would rather the whole Star Wars franchise be retired than see Cage lauded for whatever choose-your-own-adventure nonsense the Disney machine empowers him to make his victims churn out.
Whoops there I go posting before I've had my coffee again
I think you have it right. The issue is that another Quantic dream game is looming, not that it's a star wars game
The whole section about stopping David Cage felt so risky…. what if there are more zealots at Quantic Dream than we think, and essentially “retiring” Cage from “videogames” (“in Minecraft”) might have some disastrous effects. What‘s worse, a scandal-pocked Cage working on a Disney adjacent product, or a whole team of Cage-lites taking on their Master’s work after he has become a martyr?
I feel like we‘re all ganging up on the guy now so I want to point out that one good thing has come of David Cage’s career as a games auteur
https://youtu.be/0t0uCWjQ6Og
I was thinking about a game made just for me and if there was a game that had similar gameplay and mechanics to Disco Elysium, but the characters are all based on Steiff bears and animals. They look stop motion animated, and the world is constructed of model sets. The tone is not at all like Disco, but it is a detective mystery. Adult themes are still allowed but we aren‘t going for a ’Feebles‘ vibe at all. This is my idea for a game, I hope you don’t steal it.
Really enjoyed Brandon's thoughts about going easy on high school you — they were dealing with some stuff and have been trying to improve since. May have been meant more personally, but a good reminder nonetheless.
Also, Tim's bit about the Rabbid's convincing Mario to finally pickup and use a gun really cracked me up.
@safety_lite yeah, I feel like as long as you keep trying to improve, highschool you was like… under the influence of your parents, teachers, ne‘er-do-wells, or whomever, and as long as you get kinder over time it’s like… well, give that person a break, they didn't know enough to know how little they knew.
Mario first picked up a gun all the way back in 1993 in Yoshi's Safari, which was a SNES game that used the Super Scope. Though I like to think he hated the violence and made some kind of anti-gun oath that only the rabbids could break.
since Mario is working class white-ethnic, and he already had his own plumbing business by the mid-80s it stands to reason he couldn't dodge the 69-73 draft lottery and may well have seen combat in vietnam
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Y'all seem to be forgetting that in fact, Mario first picked up a gun all the way back in 1989, in the momotaro episode of the Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros.
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In this Anime, Mario is born from a peach that falls from the sky and then when he grows old enough to go save peach and fight Bowser, he inherits the family's gun.
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Mario is actually born with his moustache so maybe he wasn't born from that peach but that's just how he got to the mushroom kingdom and the hammer boss that adopted him thought he was a baby.
(I know momotaro is a japanese folklore figure and this Mario ova is very loosely based on that story, I'm just trying to fit all of this into the lore)
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The fun part about this anime is how Mario is always carrying his gun but he never shoots, not even once in the whole episode. Proving that the Brooklyn plumber wasn't very fond of shooting guns from the beginning.
He was comfortable carrying one around and holding Bowser at gunpoint though.
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Maybe something happened in Vietnam and that's why Mario refused to shoot a gun again until 1993 in Yoshi's Safari.
You tellin me that a man who could escape down the magic green human diameter sized sewer pipes in Brooklyn couldn‘t have draft dodged? Heck, would the US bureaucracy have even been able to pin this man’s paperwork down when his name, Mario Mario, was clearly fake?
All this man needed to be able to do was to be able to get to the garden if he saw the police cruiser roll up, eat the right flower, and Mario Mario is leaving behind only the vague smell of incinerated bacon while he's jumping down a giant sewer pipe and popping up on the other side of Manhattan seconds later
@穴 Mario has a deeper and more complicated relationship with fire-arms than I knew.
@Gaagaagiins I can piece together a narrative where 19 year old mario meets Bert Stubbeline while deployed, then gets wrapped up in project stargate, meaning the mushroom kingdom is on the astral plane
look we're just engineering a scenario where mario shoots someone with a gun
Makes you wonder why they got De Niro, noted non-Slav, to portray one in The Deer Hunter (1978)
A movie famous for when a person shoots a gun in a particular way