Ep. 343 - The Invention of Teabagging, with Esper Quinn

See how you like those invisible enemies in infinite!

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1994 (same release day as Marathon!):
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1997:
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Also 97:
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97 a big year for guns akimbo:
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No apologies for pedantry.

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[i my have posted this before i don’t remember]

though i have never teabagged myself - i don’t really play online and am not very good at competitive stuff - i was SHOCKED when first i saw a player avatar mash-crouch on my tv. my girlfriend was getting into elden ring, her first souls-type. she’s not much for playing online and i would have guessed she probably didn’t actually know what “teabagging” even was. after a struggle, she’d beaten a boss. margit, i think. then some latent gamer instinct kicked in and she mashed crouch as “ENEMY FELLED” popped up. i was aghast.

elden ring is interesting because it has a very immediate crouch and demons/dark/bloodborne had no crouch at all. you relied on gestures to show disrespect online which is actually a cool way of giving players nonverbal communication. even sekiro’s crouch is a bit slower and more deliberate (and there is no PvP element).

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i also like having a scrotum put on my face

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I was out at a thrift store (not Plato’s Closet) yesterday that was only a couple blocks from the one deli in town that does Montreal style bagels right and if I’d listened to this episode before heading out it would have been fresh in my mind and I would have known to swing by and get a sandwich there aack

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Few people have!

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the flexibility just takes a little work

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espersode,

extra fizzy

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What’s with the Astrobot slander, Timothy? Playroom was cool as heck and this one is gonna be even better, right?

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yeah billy, show your math billy

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i initially wrote “i myself have never” but decided it was funnier to leave the goal open

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Let they who live in glass houses teabag themselves first.

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on livestream

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my friend once told me that the halo fandom is true “support the troops” culture except 343 industries are the libs.

just a very funny observation i wanted to share. for further context, this observation came from us talking about the “noble 14” which is a thing you should definitely look up.

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The e3 halo 2 dual wielding discussion is a blessing unto the world thank you

I was amongst red neck Moores during those years and I heard the playground whispers so it’s funny to come full circle on that

I didn’t really get it though, I understood it was an addition that wasn’t in Halo 1, but Goldeneye had dual wielding and it was the direct predecessor to Halo as the console FPS king. Like I didn’t have a N64, barely even played Goldeneye and didn’t like it much, and still had suffered through dual wielding Klobbs.

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Shout out to Tim for knowing off the top of his head that iOS 7 came out in 2013.

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This episode got me thinking back to my shooter game memories and like some others have said mine were all various Halos as well.

The dad of one of my high school friends was a computer networking guy, and since broadband internet was mad expensive then they networked their house together with the next-door neighbour so they could share in the bounty (and cost) of sweet sweet 256kbps broadband.
This also meant the houses were networked together for awesome Halo 2 sessions. One team per house prevented screen looking and made for a really cool team experience.

Another vivid memory is a birthday party a friend of mine threw when I was in my early twenties (I think?) that eventually led to three TVs, three Xbox 360s, 3 copies of Halo 3 and a whole lot of Infection on a giant desert map.

I even have several photos since this was a time when we had phone/digicams on us and people actually shared them on Facebook so I could nab copies for myself.

Potentially identifiable faces obscured to protect the innocent.
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This episode title is too funny

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i would simply not patronize apple products, myself :relieved: