games store Improv Zone

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Y'all got that Madden?

</s>* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *<e>

@“esper”#p116101 Did my preorder for FF7R2 get in yet?

@“antillese”#p155690 [size=10]what name was it under[/size]

Do you have any New Nintendo 3DS systems?

How often do they come in?

Is it cool if I call back like every other week?

No, no, not interested in anything else. don‘t

don’t.

STOP

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

@“treefroggy”#p155704 [size=10]I'll check in the back[/size]

*leaves and doesn't return*

~(I think I'm gonna steal)

comes back with mascara streaks down her face

[size=10]let me give you a hand[/size]

*unlocks the display cases, begins swapping every $100+ handheld and CIB game copy with funko pops from the floor-to-ceiling display of them*

@“antillese”#p155690 It’s under xX-Sephiroth-Xx. I preordered it when I was much younger, OK?

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@“antillese”#p155787 rings up FFVII Rebirth preorder in between bagging a shrinkwrapped copy of Rule of Rose and replacing it with an Uncle Rick funko

[size=10]thank you for shopping at gamestop where the madness—I mean game never stops[/size]
[size=10]I mean the madness stops here[/size]
[size=10]don't forget to check the website for your preorder bonus AI-generated dlc[/size]

* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *

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Whoa, you guys are still open? Do you have a copy of Gunsport on PS4?

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approaches counter with brand new copy of Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World for Nintendo Wii (I’m seven years old)

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stares at the floor

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Pops up from behind enormous pile of half opened shipping boxes.

Oh, Hey! Sorry!! We recently became a drop shipping and return facility for Amazon, and I have no idea how this is supposed to work. People just keep leaving things in the doorway.

I can ring you up over here!

Slowly fighting through mountain of cardboard and packing peanuts

Did… you… find everything… you were looking for?

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I’m here to deliver more Funko Pops! I’ll take these retro games out to the dumpster.

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yeah…

Gently places game on counter, bracing my pinkie against it so it doesn’t clatter

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Mkay! So this is it? We just got some newww… looks through delivery …geico gecko funko pops.

sifting through box… They’re all geico gecko funko pops…

Did you also want to buy a geico gecko funko pop?

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still staring at the floor

no, thank you… just the game…

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