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Y'all got that Madden?
</s>* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *<e>
@āesperā#p116101 Did my preorder for FF7R2 get in yet?
@āantilleseā#p155690 [size=10]what name was it under[/size]
Do you have any New Nintendo 3DS systems?
How often do they come in?
Is it cool if I call back like every other week?
No, no, not interested in anything else. donāt
donāt.
STOP
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
@ātreefroggyā#p155704 [size=10]I'll check in the back[/size]
*leaves and doesn't return*
~(I think I'm gonna steal)
comes back with mascara streaks down her face
[size=10]let me give you a hand[/size]
*unlocks the display cases, begins swapping every $100+ handheld and CIB game copy with funko pops from the floor-to-ceiling display of them*
@āantilleseā#p155690 Itās under xX-Sephiroth-Xx. I preordered it when I was much younger, OK?
@āantilleseā#p155787 rings up FFVII Rebirth preorder in between bagging a shrinkwrapped copy of Rule of Rose and replacing it with an Uncle Rick funko
[size=10]thank you for shopping at gamestop where the madnessāI mean game never stops[/size]
[size=10]I mean the madness stops here[/size]
[size=10]don't forget to check the website for your preorder bonus AI-generated dlc[/size]
* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *
Whoa, you guys are still open? Do you have a copy of Gunsport on PS4?
approaches counter with brand new copy of Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World for Nintendo Wii (Iām seven years old)
stares at the floor
Pops up from behind enormous pile of half opened shipping boxes.
Oh, Hey! Sorry!! We recently became a drop shipping and return facility for Amazon, and I have no idea how this is supposed to work. People just keep leaving things in the doorway.
I can ring you up over here!
Slowly fighting through mountain of cardboard and packing peanuts
Did⦠you⦠find everything⦠you were looking for?
Iām here to deliver more Funko Pops! Iāll take these retro games out to the dumpster.
yeahā¦
Gently places game on counter, bracing my pinkie against it so it doesnāt clatter
Mkay! So this is it? We just got some newww⦠looks through delivery ā¦geico gecko funko pops.
sifting through box⦠Theyāre all geico gecko funko popsā¦
Did you also want to buy a geico gecko funko pop?
still staring at the floor
no, thank you⦠just the gameā¦