give me bad/weird video game quotes

(brandon don’t read this)

I’m tired of coming up with these so I’m crowdsourcing it. Drop your favorite game quotes here and I’ll use my favorite ones to open future episodes of the podcast.

Wonderful! Better than Mama.

Such foul attaint may not be sublimed through gainstanding



(spiritually this was posted by @TracyDMcGrath)

bloody wolf has some amazing quotes

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“Got a friend works at Super Rock FM…get concert tickets to any concert…front row!”

https://youtu.be/GtkBqD5_u3U?feature=shared


Shadowrun is a gold mine.

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Forgotten Worlds - level end screens are gold:

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In Cadash (PC Engine) the final boss says "He who is the strongest survives, or don't you know the teachings of Carl Sagan?"
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“Don‘t be fooled. That’s my fake Bro. Your bro can't be that gorgeous.”

https://youtu.be/vDORuIwmR-U?si=7yDuaOVkqhWNK2c7&t=271














@“LeFish”#p140539 Opening the gates to SMT quotes reveals an entire universe of possibilities

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