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[Funbil]

Let's construct a modern Simple Series lineup

Not Simple Series, but I think it gives off the vibe. Hopping girl KOHANE Jumping Kingdom: Princess of the Black Rabbit It’s an action puzzle platformer that has your character navigate using a pogo-stick. There’s as many costumes as there are levels. May be horny? Haven’t played it, just saw the gameplay and went yeah sure Simple Series. [Hopping girl KOHANE Jumping Kingdom: Princess of the Black Rabbit | Trailer (Nintendo Switch)]

“The road is not only flat, but also above!”

Hopping girl KOHANE Jumping Kingdom: Princess of the Black Rabbit | Trailer (Nintendo Switch)