give me bad/weird video game quotes


“Our birds just got shellacked!” (sp?) - Gears of War 2

“Jack, rip this door.” - Gears of War



“This thing‘s weird, 2B. Let’s kill it.” - NieR: Automata



“L3 + R3: Accept the Truth”

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Do bad fan translations count

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Sega Ages 2500 Volume 4: Space Harrier

"You've got an attitude. Harrier, release yourself now!"

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"Get busy, Harrier! Dragon Land is screaming!"

Master Detective Archives: Rain Code

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betta believe it, your mind is like a demon

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was actually kind of tough finding a cap of this in decent quality, so it's just the hard mode version.

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Oh boy I‘m glad someone said infinite smt and yakuza allowed, I have some of those on my secret ps4/switch share twitter! Nocturne first



"that’s some tasty seaboard phonetics" is so good





Ingest Satan? Y/n

You ingested Satan.

I had less yakuza ones than I thought, sad...
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You can't judge someone just because they don't confirm to society's standards of sexual normalcy!

Some real video-game-ass graffiti from far cry 5
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The father stinks!

Fire Emblem 3H has some good stuff
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The goddess probably wouldn't accept a male pigeon anyway...

Thought I had more. Oh well, tasty seaboard phonetics is good enough to count for like 100 I reckon

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Oh I missed this one but a) it‘s funnier in the delivery than written (and in the delivery of the response), and b) you prob don’t wanna say it out loud on a microphone, but for the sake of completion, here's the other one I saved and cropped




I'm very immature and this cracks me up every time when I think of a kid being called Bimmy.

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@brillpickle another hard day's work in SMT JPEG mines.

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(All from [Commander Blood (PC) Playthrough - NintendoComplete](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psGzadrkjA0))

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@Tradegood Did they think it was too funny to change or what?

@captain I think they're trying to explain that General Tozeh went Coup de Etat with his plan.

The second screenshot is a fake, the original screenshot comes from the original fan translation. The character‘s name in Japanese is Dozē and was changed to Desaix in FE15. I just like the idea of hearing Lukas’s voice actor saying that sentence.

https://youtu.be/w70QkzB2z50?si=JEoPPLEOMo43Bt_A



Brooktown High

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Steep Slope Sliders (just replace 'snowboarding' with 'podcasting')

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I found my old Switch captures folder, so ya'll are in for it now













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“Not a murder? Then what‘s that? Did you see his face? What’s happen? Oh my god!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLskE0UDa-A

You won’t need the ringcon. Stretch within the range of your ability.