Let's get a collection going of some top tier game cover copy. A few examples to get us started:
“Waw!? And now, what’s going on!? Toh Shin Den is about to present to you a super hot virtual battle, like one that you’ve never seen before at a rate of 90,000 polygons per second!”
https://twitter.com/ColinWilliamson/status/1459031895405056008?t=M1Ltff7HelQQKVrG_fqX0A&s=19
"To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step...."
"Ask not what others can do for you, but what you can do for others."'
“Don‘t just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It’s the only way to live a life without regrets.”
"Sonic races through the green fields.
The sun races through a blue sky filled with white clouds.
The ways of his heart are much like the sun. Sonic runs and rests; the sun rises and sets.
Don't give up on the sun. Don't make the sun laugh at you."
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I got Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition a couple of days ago and I am laughing hard at the features the marketing people have highlighted on the back cover. Apologies for the photo alignment, I was originally aiming for the “reduced load times” before I realised just how dumb the other two sound.
