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fine, it's the axe 🪓
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Genuine admiration for you @wickedcestus and this brief but revealing look into a life I can only surmise is being well lived. How many of us log off of forums.insertcredit.com and then regularly enter into melee range of a firepit, enough that it is perhaps a pattern that we might allow our hat to become ashen when tossing it into the air, purely for the joie de vivre of it all? @wickedcestus can I come chop some firewood for you

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Me though, I have got a big fat head and only wear hats exclusively for as long as is required to prevent losing an ear or two due to frostbite, on account of how all the wonders of modern technology have still failed to produce non-toque hats that fit on more than 40% of my head at once. Even worse still, there is a distinct lack of firewood in my yard, chopped or otherwise

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# Hat Chat!

  • - My best friend gave me a Michigan hat for my birthday in 7th grade and I wore it for the entire rest of the school year and I am not sure why. It was absolutely “a phase” (as is basically every single thing that happens in 7th grade).

  • - I am an old man now and basically only wear floppy hats to protect me from the sun's harmful rays.
  • - I guess if you count a bike helmet, I wear a hat a lot.
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    HAT OFF, gotta let the steam out at both ends so to speak

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    @“antillese”#p86345 My indoctrinated sports mind had me whisper aloud “oh no!” being a Columbus, Ohio native.

    Protecting yourself from the sun and brain damage is the right thing to do! Keep it up.

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    @“antillese”#p86345 I guess if you count a bike helmet, I wear a hat a lot.

    Oh, sure, and a hot dog is a sandwich!

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    @“Gaagaagiins”#p86366 I dunno, are these dogs wearing hats or not wearing hats

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/75/e7/d475e7f7bdb98312bb33451cf201273d.jpg

    if we agree the dogs are wearing hats then a bike helmet is also a hat

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    @“exodus”#p86367 Ok I've calmed down now. Thank you for these wonderful little fellers who are definitely wearing hats

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    I feel like I'm excluded by this question because I never need to sit on the toilet.

    I will stretch the reveal of my circumstances as long as is comically possible.

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    I wear hats a lot longer than some folk.

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    lets all promise to take one hatless dump and one hatted dump and then vote on which we prefer

    I'm not personally going to debase myself with this but you all should go nuts

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    if we follow the adage “home is where you hang your hat”, and if that home is also where “you do the deed most often” as @tapevulture says, then one would not be wearing a hat in the first place!

    i would, however, say that if one is wearing a hat out of the house and finds themselves answering the call of nature, you want your digits and clothes to touch as few surfaces as possible. hat stays on.

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    @“LeFish”#p86378 I get you, but I think you can still answer the question re the mechanics of getting the stuff to it's ultimate destination

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    DON'T get your crap on with a cap on

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    @“chazumaru”#p86314 Bozo

    I have to say that since the day yeso shared that anecdote it hasn't left my mind. It haunts each one of his posts, I can almost feel the specter of Bozo looming over each of his dry and dark jokes. It's very spooky, much more than pooping with the hat on.

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    Now this is some deep forum lore…

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  • - SMT Belphegor is a no hatter

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  • - Tlazolteotl too, contingent on if that's a toilet or a yerba mate cup

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    whenever we‘d go on an outing to the mall or a museum or whatever that same guy also had a habit of asking strangers politely but totally out of the blue: "excuse me, who’s your favorite stooge?“ and he'd usually follow up with ”is it Moe or is it Shemp?"

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    how do forum europeans know about Bozo the Clown anyway?

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    `+1: Bozo is definitely laughing about that.`