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Sonic goes downhill longboarding

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i’ve seen the man board in several instances but they never have wheels. i wonder if the wheels throw him off.

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The Time Skateboard is Professor Caninestein’s fourth and final time traveling invention, although the third to be used for good instead of evil. It was not given an official name but rather referred to by Tails as the Time Skateboard. This board is an upgrade from the Time Warp Boogie Board. It is smaller and more compact therefore more convenient.[1]


  1. Encyclopedia Hedgehogtannica ↩

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Design an Amy Rose video game based on one of the following novel premises.

  • Amy Rose and the Dragon Tattoo
  • I, Amy
  • The Name of Amy Rose
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Based on this topic Every indie game is a cave story or an Earthbound - #37 by Kiki and how games are being placed into two genres, and then taking into account the book The Seven Basic Plots: Why We Tell Stories:

What are the seven basic game genres?

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Mario, Tetris, doom, street fighter, car, madden, and nerd.

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video game, sport, board game, gambling, role-playing game, playground game, and traffic

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Action, Adventure, Puzzle, RPG, Simulation, Sports, Fighting

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Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic Chronicles the Dark Brotherhood, Sonic R, Sonic Shuffle, Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine, Football Manager.

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What is the Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai of video games

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I feel like any of the pre RPG Yakuzas. Hanging out doing weird stuff and then killing people.

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you’re out for a walk. it starts raining. do you have an umbrella ready to deploy? a hooded coat or jacket? or are you gonna get where you’re going and get there WET?

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Wet (2009)

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Who is the Mr.Fantastik of video games?

Hello, I’m stuck in a Groundhog Day-type situation where I repeat the same 24 hours over and over. I’m a big RPG fan, but whenever I play 20 or so hours of an RPG, I have to start over the next day because all my choices reset. What are some suggestions to get the most RPG goodness out of being trapped in this time loop? (And don’t say learn piano or learn to care for others, because I’ve already done it.)

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what sucks is that you’ll never be able to get an answer, unless you somehow start a chain-reaction that causes the podcast to record earlier, and choose your question


Just play a crpg. Experimenting with the mechanics, finding all the routes and game-reactivity in the beginning, could be really fun. I realize it’s not the most indepth example, but there are so many different ways to get through the first portion of Baldur’s Gate 3, and it has somewhat of an closing act, which could make it satisfying. I’m sure there are other crpgs like that.

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you need to let go of your petty, self-defeating selfishness and learn how to truly love another person

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wait actual answers:
if there are any rpgs that store your progress as a password, that’d do the trick
you could also download save files from online, or use a save file editor, to continue from about where you left off; if there aren’t any save file editors for the game you’re playing, i guess you have all the time you need to figure it out yourself


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I would say Chrono Trigger since there are 12 endings if you can squeeze it in.

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If you’re in a timeloop, going through Hitman scenarios seems like the obvious choice for what to do.

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