Or, perhaps, looking at it from a different perspective, theyâre actually too good for the Dirtbag. No Brandons allowed itt (weâre allowed to have one)
Without further ado:
Capcom is making it happen, they are funding and publishing a sequel to _Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice._
However, they have a strange stipulation in the contract with From Software--its premise is that it has to be the modern day spiritual successor to _Onimusha 3: Demon Siege,_ in which Sengoku era samurai Hidemitsu Samanosuke Akechi and Jean Reno likeness bearing French detective in then modern day Paris magically swap places in time and space, working together to defeat the demon armies of Nobunaga Oda.
Who's the weirdly prestigious (but not _too_ marketable) film actor lending the likeness to the secondary protagonist, and as such in what modern day city is John Sekiro having his next adventure?
@âGaagaagiinsâ#p49397 Itâs gotta be Gangs of New York Daniel Day Lewis. Full disclosure, I havenât seen this movie (itâs on the to do list!) but yeah, this is a good look:
@âGigaSlimeâ#p49399 I think my instinct would be to keep things french and cast Vincent Cassel
According to this wikipedia page, "Cassel is known for having a great identification with Brazil, being a practitioner of the martial art of capoeira." So he'd even have a moveset ready to go
If âmuddy brownâ is the color of games on the Xbox 360, what are the color of games on other consoles?
Sorry if this question might accidentally be fun. Iâll try to write one with more hostility specifically to engage famous foe of the Dirtbag, Mr. Kumar.
@âantilleseâ#p49448 Gameboy Advance feels pastel to me
Agree with this oneâI donât think itâs a coincidence, either. Apparently developers intentionally used lighter shades to account for the non-backlit display on the original GBA (or at least thatâs what was claimed in the [DF Retro episode about DKC](https://youtu.be/GQ7qtqqgTlo)).
@âGaagaagiinsâ#p49397 Whoâs the weirdly prestigious (but not too marketable) film actor lending the likeness to the secondary protagonist, and as such in what modern day city is John Sekiro having his next adventure?
@âantilleseâ#p49429 Sorry if this question might accidentally be fun. Iâll try to write one with more hostility specifically to engage famous foe of the Dirtbag, Mr. Kumar.
As the person who opened this thread and someone with a particular affection for Mr. Kumar, I declare that he is the only Insert Credit panelist allowed to read this thread and answer questions.
Also Alex isn't a panelist, he's more like the God of Dirtbags
@âGaagaagiinsâ#p50079 As the person who opened this thread and someone with a particular affection for Mr. Kumar, I declare that he is the only Insert Credit panelist allowed to read this thread and answer questions.
The goal is to get our Insert Credit Senpai to notice our questions, **mercilessly** tease us, question our taste, our intelligence, and then ultimately answer the question in good faith anyway. But we gotta do this without @ tagging him in. The questions have to be so incredibly good and simultaneously stupid, Matthew will smell the blood in the water.
Can you pet the dog/can you sit in the chair/time to crate (this one is from the early 2000s) are pretty popular ways of judging a game in a totally reductive way. Whatâs next? Can you flush the toilet? Can you press A to jump?
@âantilleseâ#p50083 Can you pet the dog/can you sit in the chair/time to crate (this one is from the early 2000s) are pretty popular ways of judging a game in a totally reductive way. Whatâs next? Can you flush the toilet? Can you press A to jump?
Didnât I just do this one in the Jenna Stoeber episode? I believe the answer was âis there treasure behind the waterfallâ.
So I guess it was too stupid for the dirtbag, but not too stupid for the show itself? Sorry, I had forgotten you did that one! I will check behind the waterfall for dumber questions.
Sorry, I had forgotten you did that one! I will check behind the waterfall for dumber questions.