Nope, I’m just a rebel who is willing to bend the rules to participate in a fun thread!! I’m mad, bad, and dangerous to know
…although, this is not that significant since it’s an active public venue still, and I don’t have any pictures of myself in there (which is fine because the interior is actually quite boring), I did see Melt Banana at the famous Lee’s Palace in Toronto, which is prominently featured in a story arc in Scott Pilgrim:
Like most Torontonians I’ve also been to other locales featured in Scott Pilgrim, but, Lee’s Palace is surely the coolest one. Close runners up include Honest Ed’s (rip, it was sold and demolished to build fuckin condos) and The Cathedral Church of St. James The first time I went to that cathedral it had a shockingly creepy basement full of random holy lookin’ junk from anywhere between 1 and 6 decades prior just lying around, and a bunch of weird twisting sequences of small rooms and weird low ceiling’d crawl spaces. Then the second time I went there it had an oppressively clean and equally if differently refurbished vibe. Like, it still seemed to retain the weird geometry of the original space and it had been built over as if to seal up the hidden evil of it all.
Anyway back to Lee’s Palace. The comic panel probably didn’t do it justice either way, but since O’Malley wrote the comic, the mural on the outside of the venue was redone by the same artist, and it is one of the best parts of that stretch of Bloor Street:
That panel of three windows in the middle is indeed a burrito kiosk, I never ate there but, boy, is that ever a location to open a burrito place…
I also just remembered that opening for Melt Banana was one of the weirdest and coolest bands I’ve ever seen, they were called Brain Tentacles. They performed (and perhaps still do? Probably not actually, seems their last release was in 2016) as a trio, with a drum kit, a guitar or bass (can’t remember which one) electronics, and a baritone saxophone of all things, which is not just a weird third instrument for a noisegrind fusion band, but also probably among the weirdest choice of the conventional line of saxophones to choose from, too.