Poll

Speaks for itself

Wizard with a sword because it is implied that they know how to use it, as oppossed to swordless wizard who might not need it but there is no way to know for sure without causing some ruckus (at which point it might be too late to report in this thread).

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Who is more unfuckable–

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oh ok

I think the wizard with a sword might be more well-rounded and the type who stretches themselves through disparate combat arts, and the swordless wizard more narrow-minded and naĆÆve and is probably one of those types who imagines all their fights going exactly as planned like "I'll just duck if they punch me" because they're too timid to ever try anything new.

But maybe the swordless wiz carries a bunch of knives or something, I dunno.

i would presume the swordless 'zard is doing a no-kills run of whatever their quest is, so easier to get the upper hand on. the sworded one is absolutely prepared to kill and maim.

:ballot_box_with_check: Wizard with an eyepatch

I wouldn’t date anyone who carries a sword around

@yeso What if they look really hot though

Iā€˜m aftaid of voting in this poll because i’d hang out with a wizard sworded or not

@radicaledward still a no from me

Also I'm not sure I understand the wording of this poll. Is it a canadian thing?

did you spend any time thinking about whether it would be unfuckwithable or unfuckable with. personally i would have spent a lot.

ā€œWith whom is more unfuckableā€ sounded awful in my head, and sure enough

No

wizard with a scabbard but no sword

@pasquinelli wandering around going ā€œhas anybody seen my sword?ā€ and bullies just laugh and stuff slim jims into his sheath and heā€˜s like "that’s not funny guys stop" but they just keep doing it lol

i donā€˜t think i’d be able to tell they're a wizard just by looking at them, so the sword would be the only indicator that they could kill me (besides the fact that i am very weak and could be killed by anybody willing enough)

Oh I definitely mean a motherfucker who is unmistakable as a wizard. Like an airbrushed on the side of a van motherfucker.

One of these

Or perhaps this man of unshakeable chill

The results of the poll seem to suggest that this guy is a stone cold beast

I think we're more or less going to have to assume parity with regards to eyepatches because wizards with eyepatches are just too intensely cool

@Gaagaagiins iā€˜d still think they’re cosplaying or something

No, just a ā€œI saw a cool wizard with a sword immediately before going to bed at an already uncommonly late hour (even by my standard which has its own wikipedia page) and wanted to open a discussion about wizards vis-a-vis swordwearing or not swordwearing, but not trusting myself to remember in the morningā€ thing

when you think about it, the only real difference between cosplaying and being a bearer of a sword is the material of the sword, which is ultimately rather superficial, isn't it