People have accused me of only liking things because they‘re Japanese: "If an American made this you’d have zero interest." I deny this, but of course it‘s secretly true to an uncomfortably high degree. I can point to non-Japanese stuff I have obsessed over, and even Western stuff I at some point liked (which for the most part is over 40 years old), but there are so many boring Japanese cultural products/detritus that I have spent/wasted countless hours on that I most certainly wouldn’t have were they not Japanese.
Perhaps we can analyze what the dark psychology is that brings this about later in the thread, but for now, as an exercise that others can join me in, I want to start thinking of things I'd probably like if they were Japanese (and maybe if we're lucky I'll convince myself to actually like them).
What specifically inspired me to start this thread was [All About That Bass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk), which I realized is similar to a lot of the [Japanese](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFf4AgBNR1E) [pop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhOVibLEDhA) that I manage to semi-enjoy in that hearkens to older styles of music, but in a way that is (often pleasantly) anachronistic and not really at all how the music that "inspired" it actually sounded. This is of course not at all a tendency reserved for Japanese musicians, and even as a person who doesn't listen to American pop music at all, I can think of many similar American [pop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs) [songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mv5nYdOBq4). [Bruno Mars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0) has probably been the king of this over the past 10+ years (maybe Bruno Mars is the Gen Hoshino of America? (Another thread idea: "The <Some Japanese Celebrity> of America")).
I also didn't realize All About That Bass was about how cool it is to be fat until I heard it today and actually listened to the lyrics. I think it's a very common experience for people who have learned a little Japanese to one day realize a song they heard years ago is actually about something completely different than what they imagined. (There must be at least one super popular body positive Japanese pop song, right? I can't think of any right now.)
I highly suspect that if some of these jazz/funk inspired American pop songs were Japanese, I'd at least look the songs up the first time I heard them and listen to a handful of other songs by their artists, and perhaps even put them in a personal playlist that I listen to at least once every 3 months -- all of which is worlds beyond the level of engagement I actually have with American pop music.
Anyway, I'll continue to update this thread with other examples/analysis of this weird Japanese ethno-nationalism (?) that I've absorbed (which unfortunately is not the only foreign ethno-nationalism lurking inside of me (maybe someday I'll make a thread about the other one, which is much more complicated to talk about)), but in the mean time I'm curious if others have related experiences/examples!
(To be clear, I know there is a much simpler name for my condition: being a weeaboo. But I feel like there's some unwritten rule that you're not supposed to use that word on this forum.)