In this limited-time event for the weekend, you get to post one thing you “heard”, or “you wish you heard” about the “Switch 2”. The console’s codename, its form factor, what its launch lineup is, its price, what its cartridges taste like, what Mrs. Miyamoto’s contribution is: that’s all fair game.
Next weekend’s limited time event will be the creative project where we try to synthesize everything we posted in here into any kind of cohesive product concept. We will fail.
I heard that the Switch 2 base model will feature 30mm Sanwa arcade buttons instead of those tiny things they had on the Switch [1] Joycons.
It will have dual screens and be compatible with wii remotes.
I heard that Nintendo is going “gloves off” against any potential switch 2 hackers. Instead of just jailing offenders as before, they will now guillotine anyone with a modded device
A new Ridge Racer will be a launch title.
it will cost fifteen thousand american dollars
It will formally be stylized as the Nintendo Switch² in any and all contexts. If given permission from Nintendo of America you may use NS² in extreme situations.
There will be no switch 2. They are just going to start to sell 2 regular switches in a bundle for the price of one. So it’s more like 2 switch
you can play the switch 2 docked, handheld, and the all new Sport Mode
The Switch 2 will be backwards compatible with the PlayStation 1 and 2 and WonderSwan.
I Heard the Switch 2 will be just a rebranded stock of PS Vitas somehow magically
supporting downward compatibility with the OG Switch.
The Switch 2 will have the same internal specs as the Nintendo Switch™ and Nintendo Switch OLED Model™
Whoever predicts the switch 2 correctly on this thread gets a broken left joy con as a prize
my ex-uncle who retired from nintendo said it’s screen will have a 3:4 (width:height) aspect ratio and it’ll be some kind of eink-esque display.
The Switch 2 will be launching with a $70 port of New Super Mario Bros 2, upscaled to native 1080p, 30 fps
Nintendo will launch a new, more expensive tier of its online service which includes access to its mobile gacha games (in-app purchases sold separately)
I heard it’s going to be called the Nintendo 4DS and it has 3 screens. One of them only works when the device senses that you are sleeping.
At this point we all know Nintendo never scraps anything entirely, right?
Someone that works at Nintendo confirmed that the Swiitch (the console’s name) will have vitality sensors from wii that were scrapped back then, built-in their new joy-cons. They changed a bit so now instead of measuring your heart rate you’ll get a heart attack instead.
They confirmed this by dropping dead at Miyamoto’s bare feet.
Switch 2 is an exclusive app for Steam Deck.
The Switch 2 will bring back the carrying handle in the form of brass knuckles.