T-Shirts that Travis Touchdown Would Wear

I collected every t-shirt in No More Heroes because I was like fourteen and had just gotten into thrifting random t shirts a couple years before. they were some of the coolest t shirts I’d ever seen. This was at a time where I wore a Curves women’s gymnasium shirt and a Wisconsin corn water tower shirt because I thought it was funny. Sometimes I see t shirts and think Travis Touchdown would wear it.


Travis had a shirt that said Viva! Mexico or something I think. This shirt is just the right combination of Star Wars nerd, novelty, ironic, and questionable for Travis’ demographic to be wearing. Every time I see it I think he would wear it. Santa Destroy is 2006 Santa Monica. I saw dudes wearing this shirt in Santa Monica in 2006.

Btw without looking at a full list of shirts, the one that says KING with an image of a stag beetle was my favorite.

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no doubt

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I take it Travis Touchdown is Weeaboo Early Cuyler.

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I love this so much

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Asuka Hokkaido Nippon-ham Fighters shirt goes soooooo hard

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The algorithm keeps advertising this shirt to me.

I love this thread so much.

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lol i got this shirt advertised to me too

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I was going to say I would pay far too much for that shirt

Glad y’all like it cause I was deeply self concious when I made it all the way back in august for there to be 0 replies. Seemed like a pretty strong concept for a thread.

I wanted the Fightazz shirt so bad, it was only $30 still on mercari jp, but it’s japanese size medium or small. For US large I’d need Japanese LL or XL.

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I would unironically wear a lot of these. Especially baseball-Asuka and low-poly radioactive cat.

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May have said this in the video game t-shirts thread long long ago, but from the games’ inception, I always wanted a full list with photos of all the shirts in the game(s). Also for the record, this was my favorite one since 2009:


A lot about that game informed my aesthetic going forward.

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