ever wonder what happened to Bonk after his adventures irl? I hope he grew up and had a happy life 
i’m imagining one of those stupid youtube videos where they “humorously” make a cartoon character “mature” by making them a drug addict/criminal/whatever, but for bonk, and all the comments are brandon’s alts saying “bonk would never!!!”
(this feels mean but i thought it was funny and intend no ill-will, so sorry brandon)
After his days with NEC, Bonk went back to his street name and eventually became a United States senator representing the great state of Pennsylvania.
I’m turning 29 in a few weeks but a 20 year-old at work yesterday told me he thought I was 18. It’s nice that I seem to have retained my youthful vibrancy, but I also don’t really want people to think I’m a teenager.
I ruined my day by remembering these stupid turtles.
Yea, I know they’re tortoises, but I can’t be bothered to correct anything for those commercials.
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Thomas the Tank Engine is a narc ass train
you take that back or i’ll tie you to the tracks
i normally like you, @gaagaagiins, but this is a picturesque rail-bridge across a river too far
you’re way out of (the rail) line here
can’t believe you’re calling this guy a narc
Biggie Smalls Thomas The Tank Engine is not a narc
Every train is good actually. They test them before they send them out. 100% good.
Actually this is pretty convincing for me. Ok Thomas The Tank Engine is not a narc at least by default
I did it! Got in. Classes start next month!!!
I’m at the airport, sat next to a 4-year-old girl who is watching sentai shows on her iPad.
Being able to sleep without setting an alarm should be a human right
Actually scratch that, being able to sleep as much as needed in all circumstances should be a human right
I got a job at the city hall! Human rights office babyyyyyyyy
finally no more app driving!!!
aaaaaaaaaaa i’m so happy
That rules! Congrats!