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@“Tradegood”#p113286 I wish the fashion industry would see things like that, and focus on making sure people have comfortable, well fitting clothes for all body types and desires to express yourself
The first clothing company to sell me a pair of pants that I don't have to get hemmed in will have my loyalty for the rest of my life. And yet!
@“DavidNoo”#p112941 it is time to see how my cereals have gained
They were good. I had corn flakes with blue berries
@“DavidNoo”#p113312 I hope your lucky charms are your lucky charms!
Sometimes an old 2000 Flushes commercial enters my head but it's mashed with an old Lucky Charms commercial, so in my head the pitch goes: “2000 Flushes, blue plus bleach: two cleans in one, for more marshmallow-y fun!!”
(And actually I'd always remembered it as a Lever 2000 commercial but in looking it up I got it straightened out.)
hahah i used to cross the 2000 flushes commercial with lever 2000 and in my head it would be “lever 2000: for all two thousand of your flushable parts”
@“phylaxis”#p113418 it's comforting to know someone has a similar brain glitch as me lol
We were a toilet duck household…. everyone loves toilet duck! Forget tide pods, the minty smell of it made me wanna eat the blue duck goop.
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@“Tradegood”#p113430 that unique duck neck and thick powerful formula 
@“Tradegood”#p113430 I love a wintergreen scented toilet bowl cleaner
Just landed at the airport and came out of the very gate where I need to be to board my next plane. I have taken many connecting flights through Chicago, this has never happened. Strange things afoot
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@“captain”#p113565 Just landed at the airport and came out of the very gate where I need to be to board my next plane. I have taken many connecting flights through Chicago, this has never happened. Strange things afoot
It definitely cannot be the case that an airliner did something convenient or beneficial to a consumer on purpose, it was surely just an accident
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@“phylaxis”#p113461 I love a wintergreen scented toilet bowl cleaner
Maybe a weird association to get from this, but, this I claim: the best mint gum flavour is always spearmint. Peppermint btfo
Yesterday I looked up Wild Woody at work and saw a NSFW GIF from Wild Woody. It was funny.
Hungry Hungry Hippos is a reverse bullet hell
more like gun heaven
wait the opposite of “bullet” isn't “gun”
target heaven?
The word weird comes from the Old English wyrd which, during the 15th century, came to mean “having the power to control destiny.” Made you think!
Though I managed to drink a bottle of Orbitz when they were still selling them, I've never tried Bawls.