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I am out at a bar and someone is dressed up as Doctor Loboto. No photos as a courtesy.

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I was reading about the Game Boy Camera and I thought itā€™d be cool to have an instant camera that just prints to a thermal printer. Turns out they make those and now I have one and itā€™s my new favorite toy.

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Spending the morning with a coffee watching true crime docs with my wife is the best way to start my weekend days.

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I just watched a child ask ChatGPT to teach them how to do the skibidi dance.

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thatā€™s poggers

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the kids are gonna be alright! #wholesome

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The skibidi toilet meme has always looked to me like what a fake meme written for a TV show by people who donā€™t know what memes are would look like.

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Did it help them learn the skibidi dance?

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Hey, I donā€™t want to go to work today
Wanna stay home and play
All my videogames

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you reminded me that i want my little great great grandkids to read a dr. seuss book at my funeral called i am not going to get up today

you can shoot at me with peas and beans,
you can call in the united states marines,
you can put the whole thing on tv,
but i am not going to get up today, not me!

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I tried it, and ChatGPT gets the arm motions wrong. Without subjecting anyone to GPT text bleh, it suggests you keep your arms like this the entire time:

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I can confirm that this is the correct way to ride a rollercoaster.

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As is this.

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lolol I was just sitting down to watch a movie tonight on my xbone and a notification popped that the rating for VF2 had been updated to Teen. Good job, esrb.

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Went to the Bulk Barn this evening to get some candy. I got the regular-sized licorice allsorts instead of the mini licorice allsorts. Iā€™m not sure why; every other time, I have made the correct decision and got the mini allsorts. I regretted the move as soon as I put the first scoop in my container, because the quality is clearly a lot worse. The sprinkles from the sprinkly ones are all over all the other sorts, and the texture just looks grimy and weird. I got home and ate a few and they tasted way off in a way that made me feel ill.

My theory is that the mini allsorts sell out more because 1) theyā€™re just a lot better and 2) they are in the front bin, whereas the regular-sized allsorts are in the back bin. I feel like these allsorts have not been rotated out in a little while.

Probably wonā€™t be going to Bulk Barn again for some time since Mrs. Cestus loaded up with enough sour keys to last a few months. Well, another allsorts-less period of my life ā€“ add it to the pileā€¦

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Mrs. Cestus has been listening to a K-pop song recently with a spoken word intro that goes:

You know what, not even God can stop meā€¦ I like you.

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the allsorts also-ranā€¦

a somewhat younger than me friend who i met at my previous job invtited me a to a screening of her recent short film and i said sure iā€™ll be there. the catch is that she neglected to tell me that itā€™s actually a short film contest and i need to sit through 19 student short filmsā€¦

itā€™s later today and idk if iā€™m strong enough to do it for the sake of friendship with the really sweet kid who introduced herself and told me she looked up to me as the only visible trans woman at the workplacešŸ„²

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