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1029

if anyoneā€™s gonna know itā€™s you!

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1030

Fun ways to annoy your wife:

  • You only use Blistex Lip MedX and refuse to use anything else
  • Itā€™s kinda hard to find, so if you find it, you just get like, 2 little jars
  • You have many of these that are around the house in different places, different drawers, the glove box in the car, etc.
  • Every time she sees them, she gets partially grossed-out because statistically, they are probably several years old because they last forever
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1031

iā€™m always looking for new ways to annoy my wife

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1032

:0

that does it

  • blistex brand lip balm
  • carmex brand lip balm
  • la croix brand sparkling water
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1033

Other things that can also stand in for Blistex LipMedX in your post:

  • Copies of Ristar
  • Nice floss
  • Shoe polish
  • Translations of Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette
  • Local honey
  • Loose leaf teas
  • DVDs of the film Spellbound
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1034

I use whatever hippy unscented lip balm they have at the bulk store that spreads well and doesnā€™t cost too much. At the moment thatā€™s Natureā€™s Aid which I think is Canada-only, but Iā€™ve used Hurraw! a lot and would recommend their stuff as well with the exception of the SPF sun balm.

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1035

Drinking a La Croix as we speak. Strawberry-Peach flavor, not my favorite

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1036

beach plum is my favorite la croix, but i havenā€™t been able to find it lately.

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1037

Key Lime La Croix is my regular. The cherry lime is also in heavy rotation. Orange occasional joins the fun.

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1038

limoncello is my favorite lacroix flavor (key lime is a close second).

but if i can be honest with the forum for a minuteā€¦iā€™ve been more of a spindrift man lately

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1039

la croix has bad flavors and weak bubbles. gimme polar any day

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1040

If Iā€™m drinking fizzy, Iā€™m going to plain mineral water. Ginger beer on fancy days.

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1041

I see the forum aristocrats are weighing in

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1042

polar orange vanilla is great, but i donā€™t get it much now i can only get packs of 8. they can fuck off with their 8 packs.

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1043

Good, old-fashioned fluoridated tap water for me, please.

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1044

phoenix water tastes uniquely nasty so weā€™ve been one of those ā€œbig jugs of waterā€ type people for a few years now. and frankly, iā€™m not proud of it.

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1045

I lived in Tempe years ago and the water had a distinct dirt taste.

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1046

Thatā€™s really unfortunate. Weā€™ve got a bit of a chlorine taste, but otherwise it doesnā€™t taste of anything at all.

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1047

i have become a home server self hosting freak with a lenovo thinkstation under my closet

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1048

I think the following two statements are true:

  1. the main effective intervention for keeping your lips from getting dry is drinking enough water

  2. anyone who says that is a fucking NARC and I do not endorse that statement even as I acknowledge that it is most likely true

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