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just so that I could look at them for five minutes and then stick them on a shelf forever

he's right to express this as confession

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I‘ve started Breath of thr Wild three separate times and I just can’t get interested in it.

When I‘m playing it, I’m having a great time but once I turn the Switch off, I have no interest in turning it on again.

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@“Karnovski”#p131715 the solution as I see it is to play it on Wii U instead.

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@“connrrr”#p131716 I know this is joke, but just maybe!

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  • * It took me one week to find the very first sword in The Legend of Zelda.

  • * I never got out of the prison cell the first time I played Metal Gear (NES).
  • * To this day, I still don’t fully understand the cape’s controls in Super Mario World.
  • * I lied through my teeth about the impeccable virtues of Nintendo games and the deceitful marketing of children-corrupting Sony to convince my parents to buy my then 6 years-old brother (and me) a N64 rather than a PlayStation for Christmas because they did not know I already had a Saturn and a Playstation hidden in my bedroom.
  • * I (high school equivalent of) "dated" girls just so that I could eat half their sandwiches at lunch so that I could save all my lunch money to buy video games for the aforementioned hidden consoles instead.
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    @“◉◉maru”#p131746

    Your dedication to your secret life of gaming is both dastardly and inspiring.

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    @“◉◉maru”#p131746 whoa

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    Gonna need some time to process all this. Dunno if I will ever see you the same.

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    @“◉◉maru”#p131746 To this day, I still don’t fully understand the cape’s controls in Super Mario World.

    I don't believe anyone who says they do

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    @“◉◉maru”#p131746 My estimation for you has only climbed to ever higher heights

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    @“◉◉maru”#p131746 in regards to Mario’s cape controls:
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    @“Gaagaagiins”#p131832 like this?

    [URL=https://i.imgur.com/hB0B17t.gif][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/hB0B17t.gif[/IMG][/URL]

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    @“connrrr”#p131844 No because that has a pretty hard limit on the upward momentum. I'd probably need a P Wing to represent my admiration for @chazumaru

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    I have so many sins I am surprised anyone in the games biz even talks to me anymore.

    In a drunk stupor I checked into this mans hotelroom https://twitter.com/quarkcannon forcing him to take a crappy lesser room when he arrived at the hotel, I made Ojiro Fumoto very hungover for his flight back to Japan with this interview https://thisgengaming.com/2018/12/29/interview-with-ojiro-fumoto-developer-of-downwell/ , I set fire (literally) to Tim Rogers, had a decade long stint of punching Chris Kohler whenever I met him, freaked out Leigh Alexander and tons of other stuff.

    I should have been cancelled 2 decades ago.

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    @“connrrr”#p131831 it's easy. just like flying with a bedsheet in real life

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    @“Fishie”#p131850 Have you been on the podcast? If not maybe you should!

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    @“DavidNoo”#p131903 nah, im not into podcasts

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    oh huh here‘s a confession, i didn’t realize downwell was made by a japanese person til just now. possible personal candidate for a japanese game that feels american re: the latest ep of the podcast

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    @“phylaxis”#p131915 Dayum do read my interview with him