### Ep. 248 - Insert Credit Flavored Questions that are too stupid for the Dirtbag, with Ash Parrish
Insert Credit Hornt Correspondent [Ash Parrish](https://twitter.com/adashtra) rejoins the panel to answer questions members of the Insert Credit forums deemed too stupid even to submit to the dirtbag. Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Brandon Sheffield and Ash Parrish. Edited by Esper Quinn, original music by Kurt Feldman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4MhHFZ444
**Questions this week:**
1. BluntForceMama asks: What is your momâs favorite TV show, and how would you adapt it into a video game your dad would want to play? (02:06)
2. Gaagaagiins asks: Is Capcom just Sega without the Sega-ness? (07:09)
3. beets asks: If you were going to make a table from video game hardware, which would you choose? (10:03)
4. yeso asks: can Yoko Taro see out of that thing? (12:41)
5. King Tub asks: when Iâm rewarded with gold for fighting a monster, whatâs it doing with that gold? (15:13)
6. Is Superman just seeing everybodyâs dicks all the time? (18:03)
7. Gaagaagiins asks: Design a Fromsoft Onimusha game with a Jean Reno-level celebrity appearance and setting (20:44)
8. antillese asks: If muddy brown is the color of Xbox 360 games, what is the video game color of other consoles? (22:12)
9. The Fragrance of Dark Coffee asks: What isnât the Jingle All The Way of video games? (26:19)
10. dylanfills asks: Is the Phoenix Wright series copaganda? (30:15)
11. Anna asks: If every video game character escaped the virtual world and attacked their creators, which developers could beat their creations? (35:22)
12. TokuCowboy asks: What does the CD mean in Sonic CD? (40:56)
13. HelloMrKearns asks: What is the Mitsuoka Le-Seyde of video games? (41:28)
- [a page from the Doom comic](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743918905789120552/1004856944911187978/unknown.png)
**Recommendations:** **Brandon:** Wishlist [Hyper Gunsport](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1663250/Hyper_Gunsport/) and [Demonschool](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/Demonschool/) on Steam **Ash**: [Endling: Extinction Is Forever](https://www.mobygames.com/game/endling-extinction-is-forever), [Escape Academy](https://www.mobygames.com/game/escape-academy) **Frank**: Try unsalted nuts, send Frank the Doom comic
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BluntForceMama asks: What is your momâs favorite TV show, and how would you adapt it into a video game your dad would want to play? (02:06)
Gilmore Girls Golf for the Wii (with the motion plus attachment). based on that one episode in season 1 of Gilmore Girls where Rory's grandpa takes her to his golf club. or perhaps that one episode in season 5 where Richard (Rory's grandpa) invites Luke to play golf.
I can't believe I made someone say BluntForceMama out loudâŠ
Thanks Insert Credit! A fun Monday surpise.
For the record, my dad would like a Civilization-like based on The Young and The Restless.
Every time you defeat a rival nation/character, they are replaced by their evil twin, replaced by a different actor (maintaining the same character name) or go into a coma and return 20 turns later with amnesia.
There is no win condition. You just play for 30 minutes a day in between chores, and the game goes on forever.
What is your momâs favorite TV show, and how would you adapt it into a video game your dad would want to play?
my mom likes those programs where people go around in night vision and shout at ghosts, my dad likes old school dungeon crawlers, so i guess it would be something like _Sweet Home_ on the famicom. that, or if they turned outlander into r-type somehow.
I think you all did a fine job answering my question which was definitely too stupid for the dirtbag. Minesweeper certainly isn't the Jingle All The Way of videogames.