(Steals cards.)
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Walks in holding crumpled note written in glitter crayon
Uh, hello. My daughter says she wants…
squints at note
…Nintendo Weed games?
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calls @treefroggy on store intercom
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Takes all my clothes off
Screaming at the sky:
“YOU RANG??? YOU RANG!!!”
- mother 2
- Animal crossing
- Shiren the Wanderer
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we’re closed
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A clerk with a green apron on shoos customers away with a wide brush broom. She then pushes the walls of each game display around - on the back is polished dark wood panels and green walls. With the pull of a chain, the middle displays sink into the floor and round tables and stools glide from the ceiling. In front of the register, she pops a panel up from the floor to reveal an elaborate facade that folds over the counter to make a bar top. She pulls the heads off of several of the Funko toys to reveal bottles and pulls out some glasses from under the counter.
“After hours game bar is open.”
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Walks in
I’ll have an iced tea on the rocks.
…and do you have any Game Informers I can use as a coaster?
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* walks in kind of weirdly quickly, surveys all of the non xbox sections of shelves, makes eye contact with nobody, leaves as quickly as I came *
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Hi, I’d like to pay you $13 for the shot of Captain Morgan and 3/4 oz of Midori that you call “The Yoshi” while also paying you $25 to play Mario Kart [1] with my friend on the SNES Mini you have set up over there.
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“Coming right up!” She pulls out a Fallout-themed AriZona iced tea can, pours into a square glass, and pulls out from under the counter what looks like small rocks. If touched, the glass is cool to the touch. In two quick motions she sets a Game Informer from May 2022 down and then the glass.
She nods at the newcomer. “We’re all out of Midori, but I have some Giffard if you don’t mind The Spyro. Just $7.”
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