give me bad/weird video game quotes

[LeFish]

I am transparently saying that I would find it hilarious if an episode was introduced with an overly long quote.

[pasquinelli]

I have no respect for a man who has no respect for time.

from lunacy

[Yim]

The question was “Which game have I been playing recently?”

[Death_Strandicoot]

[rejj]

[rejj]

Listen, progeny of the wanton strumpet.

[phylaxis]

the wonton's what??

sorry

[Gaagaagiins]

Spoilers for the big case from The Great Ace Attorney 2 (pretty vague ones but still)

[Bbtone]

[Death_Strandicoot]

[captain]

How could I forget

[safety_lite]

The eternal question

[connrrr]

[Bbtone]

How did his suction power “[get] Dr. Wily’s attention?” Was he holding suction exhibitions? Did Wily hear about it from a friend?

[Death_Strandicoot]

Oh, everybody’s talking about Dust Man’s suckin’ prowess.

[Taliesin_Merlin]

Dr. Wily caught him huffing inhaling discarded spray cans.

[rejj]

Spheres are not worth our time, let’s move on.

[Death_Strandicoot]

[skyevlyn]

[Death_Strandicoot]

What a goldmine this game is!