give me bad/weird video game quotes

[Taliesin_Merlin]

[Chekhonte]

is this arctic egg?

[Death_Strandicoot]

Yes. I know the dialogue is intentionally weird, but that doesn’t make it any less surreal.

[skyevlyn]

From Tokyo Crash Mobs, 3DS
(yay I remembered just in time!)

[skyevlyn]

Both from https://youtu.be/BjPmPvKyTgo?si=l9jCZQI7N-DGIUhE which I really enjoyed watching

[Mnemogenic]

[captain]

[Tradegood]

[Tradegood]

[antillese]

[connrrr]

[Death_Strandicoot]

[phylaxis]

that one’s true

[Death_Strandicoot]

[MovingCastles]

[fivedollardare]

[FishHead]

Picked up Arctic Eggs after seeing @Death_Strandicoot post it in this thread and it really is just non-stop quotable lines.

[rejj]

YOU FOUND IT

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I just think it is quite funny to have a screen that is just this in huge caps. Like a Dark Souls “YOU DIED”, but … YOU FOUND IT.

[Video_Game_King]

[hellomrkearns]

If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk.
If you want to be happy for a week, get married.
If you want to be happy for a life, take up fishing.